What is Hooks?

A person who is "on the hook" will be overly infatuated with another person. The person who is the desired generally takes little notice (and often complete advantage) of the person who is on the hook.

Often times the person who is on the hook is a back-up.

Signs that you are on the hook:
1) giving foot rubs
2) making mixed tapes/cds/play lists
3) making chocolate cake
4) dropping everything at a moments notice to be with the other person.

Ted: "Lisa came over last night and I gave her a foot rub as we watched a move."
Marshall: "Are you guys dating now?"
Ted: "No, she is still with her boyfriend, she is just looking for the right time to break the news."
Marshall: "Dude, you are so on the hook."

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Hooks - what is it?

The process of engaging in any sexual act with another individual.

I really wanted to hook it with this gorgeous brunette last night, but she was way out of my league. I had to settle with mediocre sex with some fat chick instead.

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What does "Hooks" mean?

Being totally in love or addicted to someone.

We went on a date last night and I am totally hooked

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Hooks - what does it mean?

a slang term for a hooker

woman on the street taps you on the shoulder and says 'who the _____ you callin' a hook hook' and then she rips your turtle backpack. :(

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Hooks - meaning

From the origin of hookah. Created in sir killians garage.

Yo we smokin the hooks?

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Hooks - definition

Used to describe the action of one "hooking you up" with an item. Usually a cigarette, or some kind of food, but has recently been taken over by every other object. Used by stoners and everyone in Thunder Bay.