What is hooks?

When a girl likes you but does not plan on committing to you, but keeps you around just in case something goes wrong

Ted was On The Hook with Lili

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Hooks - what is it?

A person who is "on the hook" will be overly infatuated with another person. The person who is the desired generally takes little notice (and often complete advantage) of the person who is on the hook.

Often times the person who is on the hook is a back-up.

Signs that you are on the hook:
1) giving foot rubs
2) making mixed tapes/cds/play lists
3) making chocolate cake
4) dropping everything at a moments notice to be with the other person.

Ted: "Lisa came over last night and I gave her a foot rub as we watched a move."
Marshall: "Are you guys dating now?"
Ted: "No, she is still with her boyfriend, she is just looking for the right time to break the news."
Marshall: "Dude, you are so on the hook."

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What does "hooks" mean?

The process of engaging in any sexual act with another individual.

I really wanted to hook it with this gorgeous brunette last night, but she was way out of my league. I had to settle with mediocre sex with some fat chick instead.

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Hooks - what does it mean?

Being totally in love or addicted to someone.

We went on a date last night and I am totally hooked

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Hooks - meaning

a slang term for a hooker

woman on the street taps you on the shoulder and says 'who the _____ you callin' a hook hook' and then she rips your turtle backpack. :(

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Hooks - definition

punch /smack in the face

I'm gonna hook dis bitch

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Hooks - slang

A poker term used to describe pocket jacks, in texas holdem.

ITs a powerfull hand. I had him hook line and sinker!

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Hooks

a short, midget like being, with the heart of a warrior and a like of Texas (his only shortcoming).

Watch out for that hooks! He is spewing his pro-texan crap again!

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Hooks

1. when u see a friend and give them something u have or have access to and they don't thereby causing them to get excited and say, "HOOKS!"

2. part of a statement to imply to someone that u would like them to give u some of what they got.

1. Statmore girl 1: "Hey, here's the last beer."
Statmore girl 2: "Hooks!"

2. "Hooks with the blunt!"

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Hooks

having hook ups or access to something

man i need some killer, you got any hooks?

guy 1: how the fuck are we gunna get in here?
guy 2: don worry, i got hooks.

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