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What is Shaq?
A shaq is when you have to take a huge dump. It usually consists of the following criteria:
1. Abnormally large
2. A definite brown color
3. Usually leaves you slightly retarded after taking it
Man, uh, I just took a really, uh, nasty, uh, shaq.
Shaq - meme gif
Shaq - video
Shaq - what is it?
One which sucks at basketball, which he proves by shooting under 53% free throws. However he has mastered the art of getting the calls from every referee in the leauge which is the only reason he has sucsess. See lard ass Its like being really huge but not having any knowlege or skill
Shaq sucks at basketball but he is a tank so he murders people in the paint with no fouls called on him. good job shaq you fat ass
What does "Shaq" mean?
A bowl of marijuana that is sooo packed that the ganja begins to overflow from the bowl. It is refered to as a shaq bowl because of the massive amounts of marijuna in one bowl.
Let's pack a Shaq.
Dude that Shaq bowl got me straight raised.
No more Shaq bowls please.
Shaq - what does it mean?
Short for Shaquille O'Neal; NBA player, movie star, terrible rapper, general faggot.
Wow, Shaq is 4-for-17 from the free throw line tonight.
Shaq - meaning
A guy who used to play basketb... DUNK. That's all he ever did because he's like 20 feet tall. He also has GINORMOUS FEE he's on Gold Bond commercials and it's crazy!
"Hey, have you seen Shaq's feet?"
"Yeah, they're HUGE!"
Shaq - definition
1)noun; A "big boned person" who sweats profusely, even during little to no activity.
2)verb; To sweat uncontrollably during minimal activity
As in "to shaq it up"
1) John had to rest after combing his hair. He's a real Shaq.
2) I found myself lying in a pool of my own sweat watching the basketball game. I was really shaqing it up
Shaq - slang
He is the man who can dunk over any man.
Cannnnnnnn yoooooooouuuuuu digggggg iiitttttt?
Shaq
What you reply with if you can't come up with a favorite sports player in Spanish.
Person/Instructor/etc: Quién es tu jugador de deportes favorito? Por qué?
Response: Mi jugador favorito es Shaq porque es alto y muy rapido.
Shaq
The manliest man you will ever meet, his presence makes women go wild often engaging in the act of throwing their bras or panties at him. He also has the ability to serve a volleyball at impossible speeds often breaking the sound barrier. Shaqs are descended from the heavens and can turn water into wine and walk on water. They are charismatic and envied by other men.
man 1: Dude did you see that ace?
man 2: yea, only a shaq would be able to do that
Shaq
to be payed 28 million dollars a year for 20 points and 10 rebounds a game and only 40 double-doubles in a season, along with 47 percent free throw shooting and 18 points per game in the playoffs
shaq has a larger salary than the entire charlotte bobcats team