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What is Winnipeg?
hell - frozen over in the winter, with a wicked local band scene and awesome summers!
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Winnipeg - what is it?
Capital city of Manitoba,Canada, about 700,000 people. Awesome hockey town, former home of NHL's Jets-but were stolen away by corporate America(Phoenix Coyotes). Wicked party town, easy poontang, quite a few sluts. Cold,shitty winters. Sometimes called the peg.
We're going to the peg this weekend to get wasted and find some easy college poon.
What does "Winnipeg" mean?
20 Winnipeg facts/tips:
1)capital city of manitoba, with about 700,000 people.
2)one day the north end will be a pile of dirt.
3)our football team seems to be getting worse.
4)awesome bands.
5)great party city.
6)easy drugs.
7)lots and lots of murder, (murder capital).
8)tons of car theft.
9)plenty of natives that are ready to jack you.
10)home of the winnipeg moose, are they good?, i dont even know.
11)also home of the winnipeg Blue Bombers.... no comment.
12)lots of sluts.
13)the city of rivers.
14)the only city with the extra season called; road consruction.
15)also called winterpeg.
16)a city where you should always carry some kind of weapon.
17)mosquitos are ridiculous.
18)lots of hippies.
19)its in the middle of nowhere.
20)entrance to western canada.
Winnpeg is either a city you love or hate.
Let's go party our fucking asses off in Winnipeg!
Winnipeg - what does it mean?
Winnipeg. The murder capital of Canada. Watch your back. You could get stabbed for just witnessing a stabbing. Bit mostly we're chill-ish. They say "of your looking for trouble....you'll fond it in Winnipeg
"Hey man, did you get stabbed in Winnipeg?"
Yeah man, and we call it Winterpeg here"
Winnipeg - meaning
THAT'S in Canada.
Your cuter than a guinea pig.... I wanna take you up to Winnipeg, THAT'S in Canada.
Winnipeg - definition
a place where you will get pulled over and handed a speeding ticket for driving 51 in a 50km/h zone.
(with some of the worst drivers in the world - Winnipeg drivers don't know how to cope driving anywhere else or even on a highway. and inexplicably are always flipping each other the bird)
the "highway" around Winnipeg has traffic lights to stop people from going too fast. ?????!!!!!!
Winnipeg - slang
Home of people who don't know how to fcking merge
Some Winnipeg Types of Mergers;
Merger Type One; *has an entire merge lane to the left* BUT *stops at the yield sign at the beginning of lane *
Merger Type Two; *actually but slowly moves up the merge lane but decides to stop and turn blinker on but not move when someone makes space; waits to all cars go by*
Merger Type Three; the "buddy what the fck are you doing"
Winnipeg
The Slurpee Capital of the World.
Where were Slurpees originally from? Winnipeg!
Winnipeg
the only place to have the following seasons.
almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction.
also called winterpeg.
pep1:god damn winnipeg is cold.
pep2:thats cause your in winterpeg.
Winnipeg
One of the coldest places in North America.
Larry: It's so cold.
John: I know. It feels like we're in Winnipeg.