Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Capital?

An economic system based on private ownership of the means of production, in which personal bling can be acquired through investment of capital and employment of peeps. Capitalism is grounded in the concept of fo' real enterprise, which argues that the man's intervention in the economy should be restricted and that a free market, based on supply and demand, will ultimately maximize consumer dough. These principles were most notably pwned in Adam Smith's treatise, The Wealth of Nations (1776), in which he opposed the prevailing theory of mercantilism. Capitalism has existed in a limited form in the economies of all hoods, but its modern importance dates at least from the Industrial Revolution that began in the 18th century, when bankers, merchants, playas and industrialists (the bourgeoisie) began to displace landowners in political, economic, and social importance, particularly in Great Britain. Capitalism stresses freedom of individual economic enterprise; however, government action has been and is required to curb its playa-hating, which have ranged from slavery (particularly in Britain and the United States), haxors(In Diablo and CS servers), and apartheid (in South Africa) to monopoly cartels and financial fraud. Capitalism does not presuppose a specific form of social or political organization-type shit: the democratic socialism of the Scandinavian states, the consensus politics of Japan, and the state-sponsored rapid industrial growth of South Korea while under military pwnage all coexist with capitalism. Yet despite the capitalist ideal of β€œhands-off” government, significant government 1337ness has existed in most capitalist nations at least since the Great Depression in the 1930s. In the United States, it exists in the form of subsidies, tax credits, incentives, free hours of AOL, and other types of exemptions. Though private production plays a major role in the economies of Germany and Japan, both nations have centrally planned industrial policies in which bankers, industrialists, playas, pimps, hos and labor unions meet and seek to agree to wage policies and interest rates; these countries reject the idea of letting the bling wholly determine the economy. The collapse of the Soviet Union and its fugly states in Eastern Europe (1989-91) left those countries with a heavy burden, much shit, and an uncertain future, representing a substantial retreat in the power of capitalism's traditional economic opponent, socialism. Also uncertain is the future course of China's economy, in which small-scale capitalism is increasingly allowed within a strictly Communist political deal.

Joe: I think Capitalism is a sham and can seriously hurt countries economically
Tim: GET OUT OF MY SIGHT YOU LIBERAL PINKO COMMIE!

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Capital - meme gif

Capital meme gif

Capital - video


Capital - what is it?

In economics, (1) Materials or equipment used to produce goods (e.g., tools, parts, inventory, buildings, fixtures, hours of training); or (2) money that is used in a business venture. Capital is created by saving, rather than consuming, economic output. Over time, saving accumulates into capital; it also depreciates.

The total amount of capital in an economy is very important in determining total output.

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What does "Capital" mean?

extended version of no cap, meaning that you are not lying.

those chicken tenders were pretty bad no capital.

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Capital - what does it mean?

When no birthday money

Capitalism:
β€œβ€“Mom can i get birthday money?
–no”

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Capital - meaning

An economic system based on private ownership in which the major goal is to obtain profit. A free market economy.

The United States is a capitalist country.

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Capital - definition

Mr. Krabs

Mr. Krabs loved capitalism

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Capital - slang

Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."

I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse..
I had to help my uncle jack off a horse..

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Capital

cigarette, or a pack of cigarettes.

yo, grab me a pack of Camel capitals.

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Capital

To be utterly incompetent and without redeeming merit. Unfit for purpose.

Deliveryman: I have your item here madam, but I appear to have dropped it and kicked it on it's side...and pissed on it.
Recipient: Thanks. I expect nothing less from you capital retards

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Capital

Meaning: the best, the greatest, and better than everything else.
Can also be a synonym for peng.

Person 1: hey bro. My favourite dessert is New York Cheesecake.
Person 2: Yeah man, that stuff’s right capital.

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Person 1: hey did you see her selfie the other night. Peng ting.
Person 2: yah, capital for sure.

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