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What is Blackhole?
Dropping all forms of communication with someone you can't stand.Usually done without prior warning.
In networking, black holes refer to places in the network where incoming traffic is silently discarded (or "dropped"), without informing the source that the data did not reach its intended recipient so...
Dude 1 : Dude I don't know whats wrong with my girlfriend, she refuses to see me, she won't take my calls and she unfriended me on facebook as well!
Dude 2 : Dude, she's blackholing you.
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Blackhole - video
Blackhole - what is it?
The sick-to-gut feeling you get when your favorite radio station plays soundgarden's blackhole sun song way too much.
OMFG! I am so blackholed! If I hear blackhole sun one more time im gonna puke all over my steering wheel !
What does "Blackhole" mean?
When a penis gets stuck in a vagina during coital interactions, as if the penis got vacuumed by a Hoover Dirt Devil.
Julie was notorious for blackholing her victims into submission.
Blackhole - what does it mean?
When someone, usually after some type of romantic encounter, chooses to look two inches above your head to avoid eye contact as if you are a black hole.
"So I saw Alex walking to class and he completely blackholed me."
Blackhole - meaning
A sharp jab to the female reproductive organ, producing a black bruise.
"Damn steve I gave that chick a blackhole and she couldn't walk strait"
Blackhole - definition
A nickname for someone who is so deep within another man's ass-hole even light cannot escape.
You can call me the blackhole because I will be so deep even light cannot escape (from your asshole).
Blackhole - slang
An IT department that gets endless tickets for the same problem and replies with the same thing every time and sends it off to another IT department that supposed to fix the problem but never does.
"For ticket 2373722000028983872 "Smoke emitting from computer" email the ticket to IT department C3; copy and past e "Smoke emitting from computer" from ticket 2373722000028983872 to ticket 0000328834 and send it to IT@blackhole.com"
"Yeah I know we have been doing that for years, smoke still emits from that same computer!"
Blackhole
Blackhole is simply a black person's anus. Instead of sucking everything in it, it burst out vile and feces. Usually the blackhole is brown on the outer side and dark purple closer to the hole.
John(white): Nigguh, your blackhole stink like your mama's pussy!
Joly(black): shuh yo bitch ass whitelo. (taking off his boxer with shit dipping on it.)
Blackhole
A girl who's vag is SO wide and SO deep you can't see the end of it. Nothing can escape it
Matt " dude I so wanna bang that lyssa girl, I heard she'll bang anyone"
Friend " dude don't that girls a blackhole! If you value your manhood don't go near that shit!"
Blackhole
A single point of infinite density and mass. Blackholes mass is so great that nothing can escape it's gravitational pull, not even light.
Blackholes are supposedly a reality but there is no way (currently) to prove that they are what they are. Blackholes are created by a star or planet of great mass exploding and then collapsing in on itself creating a gravitational pull that just pulls everything in more eventually ending in a blackhole. Blackholes are often identified by circles of light that orbit them because of the gravity. Blackholes also give off X-Ray and infared signals making them easier to discover.
Blackholes are often theorized as tears in the time-space continuum meaning they can be portals to other points in space or time. Many sci-fi books and movies theorize blackhole possibilities, such as L. Ron Hubbard's "Mission Earth" novels using blackholes as an energy source.
Bob: If a blackhole existed on Earth for more than 3 seconds, Earth would be gone.
Joe: But I hear scientists are attempting to create bla-- *Earth is sucked into blackhole in 3 seconds*