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What is two inches?
Meaning very close to something. Said by slightly autistic people.
We are two inches and a skip away from starting debate!
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two inches - video
Two inches - what is it?
Masturbation where the penis is small enough that two fingers can be used to masturbate. The "Pinch and Roll" method is the best way to execute the 2 inch pinch
I was real lonely last night so I gave myself The Two Inch Pinch.
What does "two inches" mean?
A person with an incredibly small penis.
I can not have sex with you because you have a two inch pinch
Two inches - what does it mean?
Like a gold digger, this person marries for money, but the catch is they have to be old to the point that they only two inches left
Me: Did you see that Amanda from high school married that rich dude with all that money and can only get around in a wheelchair.
Her: I'm thinking that she thinks he has only two inches left.
Two inches - meaning
A homosexual male that can't "get it up" enough to fuck his partner. However, these "Two Inch Tanners" don't want more than two inches of you in side of them when he is the fuckeEE and you the fuckeER.
Look at that Two Inch Tanner! We were in bed last night and I had to stop in the middle of our Fuck Session to go by CVS and get some Viagra! He took three to "get it up" and STILL couldn't take my meat up his bung hole!
Two inches - definition
A penis that is so small, it struggles to be over two inches when erect.
Boomer: I just got Sexified! (leaves the room)
Girl: Wow. I just had the worst experience with a two inch grinch. I don't even know if it went in. Maybe an asian would be better?
Two inches - slang
used as an insult to someone who thinks they have a large penis.
Tyler: Dude, my dick is definitely twice as big as yours.
Jerome: What, your two-inch-punisher?
Tyler: Shut up dude, you no that's a sensitive subject!
Two inches
captain two inch is mostly used to describe a male and to mock his two inched penis
me : right captain two inch
some person:shut it ya dildo
Two inches
possesing such a miniscule member that the only way you can make love to girls is to not be able to break down the walls,(nor raise the roof) but to be able to exhibit the sweetest amount of love, so that the female partaking in intercourse has not yet realized that penetration has occured.
a certain female wants her face slammed in the toilet, and to have her head slammed in a car door, with three golfers hitting her with a hooded five iron while receiving the pizza hut triple stuff crust for 9.99 buffet...... instead of a two inch rich.
Two inches
absolutely not my dick length or anything
what the hell are you supposed to do with two inches?