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What is Benji?
A word with infinite meaning.
An indescribable word of incredible value.
Use to describe awe, shock, fear, sadness, and confusion.
A word of such great meaning that Abraham Lincoln himself refused to use it.
As advised by his wife, Mary Lincoln, the Lyceum address was greatly edited to refrain from use of the powerful word "Benji" (for fear of offended incomprehension by incompetent peoples of the world):
Original Document read:
The Perpetuation of Our Political Institutions:
Address Before the Young Men's Lyceum of Springfield, Illinois
January 27, 1838
As a subject for the remarks of the evening, the perpetuation of our political institutions, is selected.
In the Benji journal of things happening under the sun, we, the American People, find our account running, under date of the nineteenth century of the Christian era.--We find ourselves in the Benji possession, of the Benjiest portion of the earth, as regards extent of territory, fertility of soil, and salubrity of climate. We find ourselves under the government of a system of political institutions, conducing more essentially to the ends of civil and religious liberty, than any of which the history of former times tells us.
This task of gratitude to our fathers, justice to ourselves, duty to posterity, and Benji for our species in general, all imperatively require us faithfully to perform.
Benji - meme gif
Benji - video
Benji - what is it?
He has a huge dick size of the twin towers and like hot girls
Damn Benji Gets Bitches
What does "Benji" mean?
Benji is usually the definition of a guy who is very loving and caring. If you have a benji in your life be sure to keep him! He can make you fall in love with him in seconds. He is known for his charm and cute personality. <3
Woah benji is awesome
Benji - what does it mean?
Some one who is irresponsible and tends to do things with out thinking twice about it, they have a funny personality and makes people laugh a lot this person can make your day when you are down
That guy is just like Benji
Benji - meaning
The most amazing person to ever have walked planet earth. Usually has a penis around the size 9-16 inches. Is better than people named Ben, as Ben is a name for massive twats
Benji! You have a big dick!
Benji - definition
The best boyfriend anyone could ask for, Nobody can compare. The one person who you think is your soulmate, the one person you've ever truly been in love with.
I love you Benji
Benji - slang
Literally the most hung guy you’ll meet. Talk to him and you’ll fall for him in minutes. Never cheated in his life
Benji is my fucking daddy
Benji
Benji, a curly haired boy who is funny,weird,loving,caring, and friendly. He is always there to listen and will try to help you out with anything he loves all people and will do anything just to see smiles on your face everyday. Benji a person and symbol of positivity
"Wow, you are just so benji today"
Benji
He's a beautiful little bebo. He's the greatest person you'll ever meet. He's lovely, caring, a great friend, sweet, cute, amazing...
If you ever meet a Benji you'll want to keep him forever and cuddle with him till the stars lights disappear, the world ends and the sun explodes.
He's so precious. He never gets mad at anyone and is always sweet to his friends (with the rest of the people he's so shy, what makes him cuter).
If you ever meet a Benji, you found a gift from God.
Example: You're so sweet, just like a Benji!
Benji
An awesome ass, baller ass juice god who will get any girl within a ten mile radius of him. What a fucking legend.
Hayden: "Babe, where are you going?"
Hayden's girlfriend: "Sorry man Benji is in town I have to go for a minute"