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What is Bearded?
An act that someone gay does when afraid to come out of the closet. usually this means dating a girl when you like guys just to coverup.
Person: that guys so bearding
**guy walks down hall with girl but checks out a guy**
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Bearded - video
Bearded - what is it?
Any opposite sex escort taken to an event in an effort to give a homosexaul person the apperance of being out on a date with a person of the opposite sex.
Half of the women on the red carpet at the movie premier were not real dates, but beards.
What does "Bearded" mean?
The significant other of a person who is gay... BUT they are of the opposite sex. A beard is used to make the world think the gay partner is straight. Sometimes the beard knows they're a beard, and sometimes they're being deceived.
"I didn't want her to think that I was Gay and I was hiding it from her, and that I was using her as like a "beard". 'Cause that's what the whole internet probably thinks!" - Shane Dawson, Coming Out Video.
Bearded - what does it mean?
The practice of reality TV pseudo-celebs, primarily on the Discovery Channel, using product in their beards to give the appearance of a long, hard, straight beard, resembling the male mammal penile erection in appearance.
Neil: "Did you catch all those beard-ons on Discovery last night?"
Bob: "I know, right? It's like they won't give you a show unless you're a visable douche..."
Bearded - meaning
When a pop star is gay, management will give them a girlfriend to hide it. This is called a beard. It is usually referred to in a jokingly manor.
"are you gonna have a beard like Taylor Swift?"
"Look at louis' beard."
Bearded - definition
1. A boy or girl hired as a celebritys boyfriend/girlfriend by that celebritys management, usually for publicity.
Fan 1: "Ugh, did you hear that Eleanor Calder is dating Louis Tomlinson of One Direction?"
Fan 2: "Lmao, no, she's a beard, duh!"
Bearded - slang
Dude, I'm so bearded!
Bearded
When you get fooled by an ugly guy who looks hot with a beard
I liked Dave, then he shaved his beard and he was hideous. I got bearded. His chin was non existent
Bearded
When someone gently touches your vagina, but does not finger you.
"Did he beard you"
"Yes he bearded me!"
"I really want him to beard me!"
Bearded
This is derived from, "You should grow a beard!"
"Why?"
"Because you sound like a cunt and act like a cunt so you should look like one!"
Can be used in situations where your colleague knows what you mean but the wider audience hasn't got a clue!
You are a bearded man Chocky!