|
|||||
What is beard?The practice of reality TV pseudo-celebs, primarily on the Discovery Channel, using product in their beards to give the appearance of a long, hard, straight beard, resembling the male mammal penile erection in appearance. Neil: "Did you catch all those beard-ons on Discovery last night?" beard - meme gifbeard - videoBeard - what is it?When a pop star is gay, management will give them a girlfriend to hide it. This is called a beard. It is usually referred to in a jokingly manor. "are you gonna have a beard like Taylor Swift?" What does "beard" mean?1. A boy or girl hired as a celebritys boyfriend/girlfriend by that celebritys management, usually for publicity. Fan 1: "Ugh, did you hear that Eleanor Calder is dating Louis Tomlinson of One Direction?" Beard - what does it mean?1. to be a beard is to be boring, unsociable and a complete waste of air jamie roberts aka "ultimate beard" Beard - meaningThe hairy pubic area of a man, or sometimes disgustingly, a woman. What makes it a beard is the shape or pattern in which the pubic hairs grow (from under the bellybutton to the grendel). Moisha: "My beard is gettin' so thick i gotsta shave this shit." Beard - definitionSince john didn't believe jack, he said beard. Beard - slangBeards are definately cool. Whether you have a beard or not, respect the power of the beard, think of how many different types of people have a beard. I dont like steriotyping but, Stoners, Moshers, Gangsters, Skaters, Bikers, Pimps, the list goes on. Everyone loves a beard and if you get it right it looks smart as fuck. Bill Bailey - 'My eventual aim is to grow my beard, plat it into my pubes and play it like a harp' BeardA common word used to address a homosexual's female friend who he takes around town; he normally calls this companion his "girlfriend" to prove to the world that he is a masculine, football watching, titty grabbing heterosexual male. Although, he may think that this so called 'image' is working, he's actually fooling himself. It's completely obvious to on-lookers that he is a flamboyant homo. Gayer than a chihuahua in pink shades. Who the hell does Gayfron think that he is fooling? We all know that Vanessa Hudgens is his beard. Bearda man or woman used as a cover for a gay partner poor Jenny, she has no idea that she's been Allen's beard for the past 5 years BeardThe significant other of a person who is gay... BUT they are of the opposite sex. A beard is used to make the world think the gay partner is straight. Sometimes the beard knows they're a beard, and sometimes they're being deceived. "I didn't want her to think that I was Gay and I was hiding it from her, and that I was using her as like a "beard". 'Cause that's what the whole internet probably thinks!" - Shane Dawson, Coming Out Video. |
|||||
www.Definder.net Powered by Urban Dictionary |