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What is One Direction?
One direction!
Enough said.
One Direction - video
One Direction - what is it?
the reason for my sexual frustration
me: *le looking at pictures of one direction*
me: *le crey* why can't they love me?
What does "One Direction" mean?
A boy band in this year's (2010) X-Factor, put together by Simon Cowell. It consists of Liam Payne, Harry Styles, Zayn Malik, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan. Each of them have their own dedicated fan groups who often argue about which band member is the best. Hugely popular with teenage girls across Britain, they are like the second-coming of JLS but generally better looking and younger.
An infaturation with this band is termed 'One Direction Infection'.
Leila: Who are you voting for tthis Saturday on X-Factor?
Francesca: One Direction of course! ZOMG I love Liam Payne sooo much!
Leila: no, Harry Styles is definitely the best.
*random third girl*: no way, Zayn Malik is the one for me *swoons*.
One Direction - what does it mean?
1 - 5 twats who extremely piss off any guy whose girlfriend is a 'directioner' and makes their lives miserable while they talk about how hot Niall is or how 'cute' Zayn's eyes are and all the while make the guy seriously consider leaving.
2 - The one main flaw in a perfect girlfriend - they could be beautiful, funny, caring, and loving, which would make them perfect except they're a 'directioner', therefore dragging down their credibility.
1 - (girlfriend) omg I love One Direction and am going to see their film and Niall is the hottest creature ever and I'd almost definitely leave you if he came into my life
(boyfriend) (thinking: please fucking shut up, this is literally the last thing I want to hear, I wonder if she realises she's making me feel like shit)
2 - (person 1) Oh wow I'm jealous of your girlfriend, she's lovely and funny and insanely hot
(person 2) Yeah man I agree with you, she'd be perfect if it wasn't for the fact she's a huge directioner
(person 1) Oh shit, I feel your pain bro
One Direction - meaning
Person 1: Gee, did you hear about this great new band One Direction? They're so hot and have such amazing voices!!
Person 2: -Looks at guitar and questions why he even does this-
One Direction - definition
A UK boyband that makes girls all over the world sexually frustrated and angry.
Tumblr girls know the most information about these boys, anyone who slags them will be destroyed. One Directions fans (Directioners) are named 'the deadliest of fandoms'
they have the power to find out ANYTHING and EVERYTHONG
Louis Tomlinson
One Direction
Harry Styles
Niall Horan
Liam Payne
Zayn Malik
One Direction - slang
Possibly the only band out there whose fans are more aggressive than Justin Bieber's.
Random guy: I hate One Direction.
Directioner: KILL HIM!!!!!
One Direction
A band that makes parents go the other direction
Teens love One Direction.
One Direction
Possibly world's bestest and biggest boyband. Dumb people say they're only famous for their looks, but it's so much more than that. They can definitely sing and write songs. It's very difficult to name any bad song of theirs, because there are none. And from naive people's view, they think that One Direction fanbase composed of only those crazy teenagers. But damn! ONE DIRECTION FANDOM CONSIST OF TEENS(definitely), kids, and even older people. The best thing about One Direction is, they're so much more than a band. They saved millions of lives through their music and just by being themselves, which a lot of people will never understand because they need to get the fuck outta here and go buy a brain. Their fans are called "Directioners" and please don't bother messing with a Directioner, or else they'll make you feel as uncomfortable as humanly as possible. I swear you've probably heard the "craziness" of One Direction atleast once in a lifetime.
Person: Why are you so obsessed over One Direction? They don't even know you
Directioner: Why are you breathing? You're gonna die anyway.
One Direction
Currently on DAMN H-I-A-T-U-S. Who doesn't care what others say. Even if Zayn has left the band, he is still the 5th member of the band no matter what. They were 5 from start and will end as 5.
They are very talented, generous, kind, loving, handsome, idiots, non dancers, guys who make your eyes roll and smile at the end, trouble makers, loves every single hater and lover, believes in spreading love and love. Many people say they are untalented and shit, never loved them when they were in the band but started loving as they went solo.
NON-Directioner: I started loving their solo
Directioner: Bitch how bow NO?
NON-Directioner: One Direction is done. They broke up, They are not coming back.
ME: Bitch the are on a fucking HIATUS! H-I-A-T-U-S! Get that damn straight in your deadass brain!