Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Assified?

when your ass has suddenly become so huge in such a short period of time...

omigosh... over the weekend i became assified...

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Assified - video


Assified - what is it?

A butt-plug.

Check out Stan's new Assifier! It's the biggest butt-plug I've ever seen!

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What does "Assified" mean?

A buttplug

I heard Hannah is into using toys, she may be packing the Assifier

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Assified - what does it mean?

continuous tense of Assify
To continuously mess up a situation or object.

Why are you always Assifying what people ask you to do?

This lime was good but now he is assifying the hell out of it.

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Assified - meaning

A passifier for the ass. Basically used by business executives who really need a passifier, but who also need to carry-on a conversation at the same time.

We were happy to know that Buford was using his Assifier during the meeting.

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Assified - definition

A more apt name for personal classified ads, where the objective is clearly for limited time hooks up with a stranger.

Dude, where did you find that cougar?

I was scanning the Assifieds online yesterday. We totally hooked up last night.

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Assified - slang

adj. The act of changing a good situation or object into a completely crappy representation of its former self.

p.tense Assified

con. tense Assifying

He is going to assify that room I just know it.

Did you see how she assified that car?

Why are you assifying what I am trying to say?

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Assified

Assify
adj or v. - "ass-eh-fi(ed)"
1.Anything displeasing to the point of repluse.
2.Putrid

Synonym: Shitty

1)Dont assify the situation.

2)Who assified the room?

3)That's one assified face!

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Assified

To be made ass, by something that is already ass in state or being.

Bob became assified when he started to hang out with that asshole, Billy.

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