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What is Asparagus?
underwater purple cow with a huge boner that helps it move around
look! the store sells asparagus
Asparagus - meme gif
Asparagus - video
Asparagus - what is it?
( pronounced ASSpah-RAGus ); A catch-all term for any vegetables that you'd rather not eat.
Mom, 'Here, I made a sandwich for you.'
Kid, '....Ick, it's got asparagus in it!!'
Mom, 'It's just lettuce and its good for you. Eat up.'
What does "Asparagus" mean?
game young women play when working asparagus
ok girls Asparagus game is like strip poker, however you will need remove your pants first....
see mexican poker
Asparagus - what does it mean?
A hot tall person who makes you say "MmmmmMMMMMMMMM fuck me UPPPPPP"
Oo he's such an asparagus.
Asparagus - meaning
A zodiac sign that indicates someone who is psychotic and irrational, typically a 15 year old horoscope girl. Used satirically by people who don’t believe in astrology against people who use their starsign as an excuse for being a bitch
Horoscope girl: “hey i’m sorry i cheated on you and fucked your dad but i’m an asparagus, it’s just how i am”
Asparagus - definition
"My conscience is asparagus today"
Asparagus - slang
A random vegitable. Tasty. Makes pee smell weird.
Also used as asparagusarific. Asparagusarific is a term saying that something is as good as asparagus.
"Asparagus"
"That stuff is just asparagusarific"
Asparagus
1: Delicious Vegetable that should not in any case be shoved up one's genitalia and then feed it to your dog.
2: Abigails Favourite Veggi
Man 1: Hey Did you Hear Abigail put a asparagus in her vag
Man 2 :EWWWW Thats just nastay
Asparagus
Someone who always seems to smell extremely bad and does not even try to clean themself. No matter what time you see this person, they smell awful.
Jordan- (takes off football pads)
Team- Jordan you're an asparagus
Jordan- Shut up fools I smell fresh
Team- You smell awful you asparagus
Asparagus
"Blowin' on asparagus; The realest shit I ever smoked" - Young Jeezy, "Put On"