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What is asparagus?
A random vegitable. Tasty. Makes pee smell weird.
Also used as asparagusarific. Asparagusarific is a term saying that something is as good as asparagus.
"Asparagus"
"That stuff is just asparagusarific"
asparagus - meme gif
asparagus - video
Asparagus - what is it?
1: Delicious Vegetable that should not in any case be shoved up one's genitalia and then feed it to your dog.
2: Abigails Favourite Veggi
Man 1: Hey Did you Hear Abigail put a asparagus in her vag
Man 2 :EWWWW Thats just nastay
What does "asparagus" mean?
Someone who always seems to smell extremely bad and does not even try to clean themself. No matter what time you see this person, they smell awful.
Jordan- (takes off football pads)
Team- Jordan you're an asparagus
Jordan- Shut up fools I smell fresh
Team- You smell awful you asparagus
Asparagus - what does it mean?
"Blowin' on asparagus; The realest shit I ever smoked" - Young Jeezy, "Put On"
Asparagus - meaning
to spare one of another's misfortune or mistake
josh: (rolling dice) i cant seem to roll a seven!
jenny: gimme it, i can do it!
(after a couple minutes....)
josh: ASPARAGUS, no one can roll a seven...
Asparagus - definition
a disgusting vegetable in the form of a puke-green rod. makes you want to throw up in a bowl and drink it. makes pee smell like old people.
asparagus is gross, it makes me feel like brownies...
Asparagus - slang
CP slang for a young boy's penis.
Pervert: I'd love to put some asparagus in my mouth RIGHT NOW.
Kid: My mommy has some in the freezer...
Pervert: I meant YOUR asparagus, sweetcheeks!
Asparagus
a term used to describe a hella gross penis that is skinny and has a greenish tint to it.
elaine-omg becky did you see that asparagus?!
becky-omg yeah i could fit like 69 of them in my mouth
elaine-do you think i could get an STD from giving him head?
becky-you'll never know unless you find out
elaine-thx for the advice bae. luv u
Asparagus
slang for the "man root"... delicious with melted butter (not too hot...at least not the butter)
Some asparagus is always in season...
Asparagus
underwater purple cow with a huge boner that helps it move around
look! the store sells asparagus