Definder - what does the word mean?

What is purple cow?

the best most cool thing in the world. It's a cow and it's purple and it totally rocks my socks to the end of the earth. They eat green grass. They are mad hot.

LOOK A PURPLE COW is falling from the big orange sky! Look at the color contrast between the purple cow and the sky!

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purple cow - video


Purple cow - what is it?

While recieving anal sex you squeeze your anus causing your partners penis to become the shade of purple.

Wow! Sally nearly made my dick fall off with that purple cow she threw me.

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What does "purple cow" mean?

An ice cream place inside a midwest store chain called Meijer.

If you kids are good while I'm shopping I'll take you to to the Purple Cow on the way out.

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Purple cow - what does it mean?

its the same as salad tossing

ur giving someone purple cows when u lick their a-hole

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Purple cow - meaning

The act of choking a fat chick during sex causing her face to turn a shade of purple.

She told me she liked to be choked so I gave her a purple cow.

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Purple cow - definition

an amazing person that is a self-proclaimed "purple cow" they must go meow!

Charlotte is a purple cow!

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Purple cow - slang

The imaginary subject of the nursery rhyme by the same name.

I've never seen a purple cow,
I never hope to see one,
But I will tell you anyhow,
I'd rather see than be one.

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Purple cow

a phrase used to severely annoy one by distracting that person and causing them to stop the sneeze they are in and otherwise killing it.

Jason: aaaaah...AHHHHHH...

Stefan: PURPLE COW!

Jason: ach...goddamnit stefan, i'll kill you for that!

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Purple cow

Something you hope not to see, but anyways, something you'd rather not actually be.

It is assumed that the purple cow would say moo, although I'm very sure it has yet to be found on the earth.

Oh dear, this rhyme's been used in an example already!

I've never seen a purple cow (stop this madness!)
and hope to never see one;
but I can tell you anyhow (I originally had this line wrong.)
I'd rather see than be one.

Moo.

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Purple cow

A beverage made with vanilla ice cream and grape soda. Similar to a root beer float, but with Grape soda instead. Super Delicious!!

Purple Cows are off the chizz-ain!!!

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