What is ASPARAGUS?

a term used to describe a hella gross penis that is skinny and has a greenish tint to it.

elaine-omg becky did you see that asparagus?!
becky-omg yeah i could fit like 69 of them in my mouth
elaine-do you think i could get an STD from giving him head?
becky-you'll never know unless you find out
elaine-thx for the advice bae. luv u

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ASPARAGUS - video

ASPARAGUS - what is it?

A hot tall person who makes you say "MmmmmMMMMMMMMM fuck me UPPPPPP"

Oo he's such an asparagus.

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What does "ASPARAGUS" mean?

slang for the "man root"... delicious with melted butter (not too hot...at least not the butter)

Some asparagus is always in season...

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ASPARAGUS - what does it mean?

A zodiac sign that indicates someone who is psychotic and irrational, typically a 15 year old horoscope girl. Used satirically by people who don’t believe in astrology against people who use their starsign as an excuse for being a bitch

Horoscope girl: “hey i’m sorry i cheated on you and fucked your dad but i’m an asparagus, it’s just how i am”

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ASPARAGUS - meaning

The act of being absent

"My conscience is asparagus today"

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ASPARAGUS - definition

underwater purple cow with a huge boner that helps it move around

look! the store sells asparagus

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ASPARAGUS - slang

A random vegitable. Tasty. Makes pee smell weird.

Also used as asparagusarific. Asparagusarific is a term saying that something is as good as asparagus.

"Asparagus"
"That stuff is just asparagusarific"

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ASPARAGUS

1: Delicious Vegetable that should not in any case be shoved up one's genitalia and then feed it to your dog.

2: Abigails Favourite Veggi

Man 1: Hey Did you Hear Abigail put a asparagus in her vag
Man 2 :EWWWW Thats just nastay

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ASPARAGUS

Someone who always seems to smell extremely bad and does not even try to clean themself. No matter what time you see this person, they smell awful.

Jordan- (takes off football pads)

Team- Jordan you're an asparagus

Jordan- Shut up fools I smell fresh

Team- You smell awful you asparagus

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ASPARAGUS

Slang for marijuana.

"Blowin' on asparagus; The realest shit I ever smoked" - Young Jeezy, "Put On"

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