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What is horoscope?
There are 12 houses in every horoscope which are associated with different aspects of life. Planetary constellations are calculated on the basis of your date, time and place of birth in the horoscope. The Karma Astro App is an accurate horoscope mobile app through which you can make your birth chart.
Horoscope Mobile App
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Horoscope - what is it?
During intercourse, the man recites the woman's horoscope, while the woman is surrendering her vagina as a penetration tool.
Yesterday horoscope delight was amazing. Corey simply did it in a fantastic manner.
What does "horoscope" mean?
When your horoscopes are your religion; you believe fully in everything horoscopes say and swear by it.
'What religion are you?'
'Oh, I'm horoscopic. Hey have you seen a newspaper?'
Horoscope - what does it mean?
A forecast of someone's future. Typically based on the month or year that they were born in.
This website is filled with tons of fucking advertisements that claim to give you a horoscope.
Horoscope - meaning
Telescope that can only see whores
"A horoscope, what's that a telescope that can only see your face..."
Horoscope - definition
Horoscope isn't real
Horoscope - slang
An astrological prediction of someone's future based on the position of the planets and the signs of zodiac at a particular time and place
Person #1: What's your zodiac sign?
Person #2: Aquarius.
Person #1: What's your horoscope for today?
Person #2: *checks horoscope* Uh- it says I'll "get even with a rival before things got worse".
Horoscope
A vague and nonspecific prediction of the future.
What you might find in your horoscope:
"You are somewhat tall"
"You will meet someone today and they will seem nice"
What you will not find in your horoscope:
"Today you will find out you are adopted, if not today then it is only a matter of time. Seriously, you look nothing like your so-called "parents." You will also lose your job, and an unspecified limb."
"Men in masks will break in to your home and force you to play trivial pursuit, the fact that they seem to get all the easy questions will irk you. Make ready, you will soon be called upon to defend the entire species from certain destruction."
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My Facebook friends spam my news feed with horoscopes and I just want to punch them in the face
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A bunch of hokey pokey witchcraft made up by hippies.
There goes Madison again, reading her stupid horoscope for the day.