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What is zombie jesus?

Also known as easter Zombie Jesus day is when Jesus rose from the dead.

Happy Zombie Jesus day bob!

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Zombie jesus - what is it?

A day where jesus arose from his grave after being dead for awhile! People were like " Ahh, It's zombie jesus!" and " Let this day be known as Zombie Jesus day!" but, the Church being the bitches they bare had to go and distort the story and make it easter instead!

Girl 1: Happy Easter! Ya'll!
Girl 2: Likewise
Girl 3: Ya'll some dumb ass blondes in disguise. It's Zombie Jesus Day not Easter!

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What does "zombie jesus" mean?

An expletive denoting great shock and consternation.

It was used by Professor Farnsworth from tv's "Futurama."

"Five dollars for the secret antidote?! Sweet Zombie Jesus! This is highway robbery!"

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Zombie jesus - what does it mean?

Easter... when Jesus rose from the dead... and we all know what a person is when he rises from the dead...

Taken from Cyanide and Happiness comics on April 8, 2007.

Happy Zombie Jesus Day! *huggles*

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Zombie jesus - meaning

Someone whom believes himself to be a reincarnation of Jesus. He helps others while draining himself and is pretty much a martyr. He's also a pretty awesome person when you get to know him.

Dude! Help me out Zombie Jesus!

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Zombie jesus - definition

Reoccurring character on the web site www.rated-q.com. Character is a modified image of Jesus Christ that has been altered using applications available on an iPhone. Zombie Jesus is also referred to in posts where he does not actually appear.

"Did you see the post where Zombie Jesus is recruiting outside of the Olive Garden? Those guys are going to Hell!"

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Zombie jesus - slang

Jesus, after he rose from the dead, as stated in Cyanide and Happiness. Easter is "Zombie Jesus Day."

Teacher: Two weeks after he was crucified, Jesus rose from the dead.
Student: Oh, so he was Zombie Jesus?

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Zombie jesus

The zombified version of Jesus

"Holy Shit dude! I think i just saw Zombie Jesus go by"

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Zombie jesus

Just plain jesus after he rose from the dead.

Mary Magdelane - Holy jesusfuckshits it's zombie jesus.
Romans - Get him!!!
Jesus - Later fools, he rises to heaven while saluting earth with a heavenly su-fi.

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Zombie jesus

An exclamation of surpise or shock originating on Matt Groening's 'Futurama' animated TV show as a futuristic equivalent of the modern usage of 'Jesus Christ' as an exclamation. Usually preceded by the words 'sweet' or 'holy'.

"Sweet zombie Jesus!"

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