Definder - what does the word mean?

What is writ?

The fictional statute that allows government officials to withhold information on the grounds of being a douchebag. Coined by the Daily Show's Jon Stewart.

"Dude, I'm no lawyer, but you have to invoke *something*. Fifth amendment, executive privilege, writ of douchebaggery?" ~Jon Stewart

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Writ - what is it?

A license to behave like a douchebag. Notable holders include President George W. Bush and Attorney General John Ashcroft.

Ashcroft's prosecuting people for medicinal marijuana use? He must have invoked his writ of douchebaggery.

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What does "writ" mean?

in a very significant or far-reaching manner; of great magnitude and effectiveness

"Never mind the Stratford Festival, the Royal Winnipeg Ballet, or the Montreal Symphony!
Hockey Night in Canada was Canadian culture writ large."

- excerpt from the Pierre Berton book "1967"

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Writ - what does it mean?

A word used for girl masterbation

Yesterday, I was writing for 3 hours.

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Writ - meaning

A tweetable acronym that stands for "Won't Remember It Tomorrow" as in: you will not remember the action that you are doing, the thing that you saw, the thing you will do etc.
Works with sentences regarding school lectures, studying, the end of the world, and for situations involving crazy partying that results in memory loss.

This party is going to be ridiculous #WRIT

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Writ - definition

The future-tense of writing.

I don't think you know how to install robot eyes, because I didnt writ that you knew how to yet.

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Writ - slang

Writ, a colloquial term native to County Fermanagh, Ireland. The term is a derivative stemming from the phrase 'Written Off' or 'Wrote Off', both terms historically used to describe the 'totalling' of a car, but in this instance being used to refer to an extremely intoxicated individual. Commonly paired with the local pronunciation of off

'Sure that man was absolutely f*cking writ.'

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Writ

1. to rite, skrach, or dabbel something down on paper
2. to remove

1. Billy-bob writ his idear on his gluv.
2. Sammy Joe writ off her 3rd cuzin as a potential man, cauz he was too distantly related.

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Writ

slang for retards that are missing the brain cells to say wrote.

Bowe writ this entry into urban dictionary

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Writ

made true by the act of bring written down. used to add validity to something. although it stems from being written down, it no longer needs to be actually written in order to be said- it just draws from that example.

Cassandra: You so did not tell him he was bad in the sack!
Teandra: Oh, I did. It's writ.

If it's writ, it must be legit.

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