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What is statute?
the length of time something must be left at someone else's house before you hadn't need to take it back. specific to unwanted items.
I found your old new balance sneakers in the back of my closet. Will you please take them with you when you leave?
Those aren't mine.
Yes they are.
No, your statute of haditations expired on those. They're your problem now.
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statute - video
Statute - what is it?
The posting of cat pictures on Facebook is strictly forbidden.
Exception is taken to this rule if the person's wall which is posted on is either asleep, intoxicated, or open to hacks.
A: Dude! You can't post cat pictures, FACEBOOK STATUTE 371!
B: Nah, its cool, she's wasted.
What does "statute" mean?
{stat – ute - uv - lim – i – tay – shuns}:
The agreement, usually nonverbal and not always legally formalized, that occurs between husband and wife shortly after (before?) marriage. It lays out his limitations. Following are some standard clauses (No, not Nicholas or Martha):
1. Football Limitation: 1 day per week
2. Guys Night Out Limitation: 1 night per month
3. Trash Detail Limitation: NONE. Husbands are always on trash detail
4. Bikini Ogling Limitation: NEVER unless it’s the wife in the bikini - Or you’re certain she’ll never find out
5. Alcohol Intake Limitation:
a. 1 glass wine daily with dinner
b. 1 six-pack beer for Monday Night Football
c. Exception: 2 six-pack beer for Monday Night Football if you
have a buddy over or the wife is feeling generous.
d. 2 large glasses expensive champagne – 1 time/year on anniversaries
According to the Statute of Limitations you can't go to the bar tonight with Fred. It's my dinner night!
Statute - what does it mean?
An undefined period of time in which an internet asset that which was once funny, is no longer humorous.
IM Conversation:
Nooba Gooding Jr: "Dude, check out this link!"
Pwn Rivers: *clicks link*
Internet: "Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you..."
Nooba Gooding Jr: "Dude you totally just got RICKROLL'D!!!11"
Pwn Rivers: "That old gag isn't funny anymore. The Statute of LOL Mutations ran out long ago. FAIL."
Statute - meaning
The limit by which one is obligated to help someone due to their relationship.
P1: "my mom's cousin asked me for computer help for her church"
P2: "mom's cousin's church? ...seems like that's outside of the statute of relations to me"
P1: "she's a nun so I can't really tell her off"
Statute - definition
The period of time between when your homie stops liking a girl and you can hit on her without breaking the bro code.
Bro 1: You like her, don't you! Bro 2: No I don't, unless of course you don't either, in which case I want to know the statute of limitations *tennis ball nearly misses his head*
Statute - slang
The Statute of Limitations is what is limiting you from inviting over/spending time with acquaintances. After you've known someone for a long time, but you've never done anything with them, it becomes weird to invite them over. If you don't hurry up and do something with someone you just met, the Statute of Limitations will run out, and then you won't be able to.
"Honey, we should invite Dan and Annie over for dinner! We've been neighbors so long and we've never really gotten to know them!"
"We can't to that! It's too late, the Statute of Limitations has run out."
Statute
The minimum amount of time required after a meme has been shared within a group on digital communications for said meme to be reusable within the same group of people.
That meme has recently been sent in this group, thus violating the statute of memetations.
Statute
No federal statute indicates an American citizen living and working in one of the fifty states is liable for the federal income tax.
Statute
A legislated rule of a society given the force of law under the consent of the governed.
A statute is not law, rather prima facie evidence of law.