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What is the bro code?
A way of life between bros. No matter what is going on, the bro code must be followed. The best way to explain it is when Butch stops the guys raping Marcellus Wallace in Pulp Fiction. Minutes earlier they were fighting to the death, but the bro code kicked in. It doesn't matter if it was Saddam Hussein in there, the bro code MUST be followed.
Even though they tried to kill each other, the bro code dictated that Butch could not let Marcellus Wallace be anally raped.
the bro code - video
The bro code - what is it?
The Bro Code is a set of sacred rules honoured among millions of bros throughout generations. The Bro Code is not defined as it varies amongst different groups of bros. Although, there are still some points that are in all sets of Bro Code, this includes:
Family is off limits
Exes are off limits
If a bros girlfriend asks about where he was, you know nothing or he was with the bros
If you see that a bro is talking to a girl and your slow friend is tagging along, its your duty no matter what to extract the third wheeler
Bro's girl: Hey, do you know where Mark was on Friday night?
Bro: *knowing nothing* Yeah he was with me all night, we went bowling with the guys
Mark: Thanks for covering for me bro
Bro: No problem man, its just a basic rule in the Bro Code
What does "the bro code" mean?
A set of rules meant to be a guideline to live by between Bro's. The rules began as unwritten rules to follow but because of the Pussification of America haven't been followed properly and for some men they needed to be spelled out in bold print.
Bro Code
#1: Bro's before Ho's.
#2: Never drink the last beer, unless you have been granted specific permission that it is OK
The bro code - what does it mean?
1.Don’t talk to your bro’s crushes ever, not even a little bit. That’s not cool and that’s betrayal.
2.Don’t talk to their exes or girlfriends unless granted permission.
3. Bro’s before hoes.
“Man, you my best friend, that’s the bro code.”
The bro code - meaning
The one law that goes above all other laws on behalf of bros
Bro code Article #1: Bros before hoes
The bro code - definition
A series of rules that a fellow Bro must abide to unless given permission of the other bro. Rules that determine the on going bro code between you bro's, the handbook to a bro life.
The Bro Code:
Article 2.4 Bro's before Hoes
Article 4.9 One bro must never leave another bro behind
Article 1.4 A bro shall never have any relation with the other bro's ex girlfriend in no situation and no matter in what mental/phyisical state (only if the relationship was over 3 months (e.g., sex, kiss, dancing/grinding)
Article 3.3 A Bro should be able, at any time, to recite the following reigning champions: Super Bowl, World Series, and Playmate of the Year
Aricle 6.1 A Bro shall not sleep with another Bro's sister. However, a Bro shall not get angry if another Bro says, "Dude, your sisters hot!"
The bro code - slang
Just to add on to the other definitions, always leave one urinal space between you and all others in the bathroom. Nobody wants to pee right next to anyone.
Come on man, thats against the Bro Code
The bro code
Honored among bros, the obvious rules among bros, or guys in general.
Bro Code
#1 Sisters are off limits
#2 Exes are off limits
#3 If a guy is chasing a girl, let him have her
#4 Do not in any way, be that guy
#5 You always watch the game
Ect.
The bro code
some made up shit that doesnt really matter because girls need attention
"dude follow the bro code"
"nah man my girl needs me"
The bro code
a 'code' follwed almost exclusivley by teenage boys.
a bro is always up for wingmanning
if your bro liked her first, back off ((this one shouldn't be followed if the female in question has feeling for the bro told to back off))
dont be an asshole
bros before hoes
dicks before chicks
bro, you broke the bro code!