Definder - what does the word mean?

What is wooded?

Something woodchucks would chuck an unknown amount of if given the ability and opportunity to chuck it.

How much WOOD would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck WOOD?

A woodchuck would chuck as much WOOD as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck WOOD.

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Wooded - what is it?

Related to a penis. Wood is hard, straight, and long.

THE HARD PIECE OF WOOD IS RAGING!!!!

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What does "wooded" mean?

A play where famous fairy tale characters wish for things, the wishes come true, and then they all die in various nasty ways.

Into the Woods is a seriously great show, but now I have "Children Will Listen" stuck in my head!

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Wooded - what does it mean?

Lost or confused. Unable to see the forest for the trees. Given that golfers try to avoid the wooded parts of a golf course, this adds irony to the phrase when used in reference to Tiger Woods.

His affair was going great but then his wife found out and now he's in the woods

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Wooded - meaning

an erect penis.

"dude, i got morning wood!"

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Wooded - definition

Something hard that you must rub regularly to keep shiny. Wood can be found in lots of places, like in your son or daughter's bedroom. You can do many things with wood, like knock it, pound it or sit on it. People often enjoy using their wood, usually for productive activities or fun and entertainment.

I've got some hard wood, I'm gonna go upstairs and work on it.

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Wooded - slang

1) N. An erect penis

2) N. Short for backwood

1) β€œThen he put his hands in my pants, felt them thick lips, and got wood” - Nicki Minaj

2) Pass the wood.

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Wooded

A underrated music artist that has released three albums since 2015 and two remasters of his old two albums. Some of his most famous songs are Dr. Sunshine is Dead, Love, me normally, and 6up 5oh Cop-Out (Pro/Con). He has a band he calls β€œthe tapeworms” and even used to be branded as Will Wood and the Tapeworms.

He has a movie on Amazon Prime called β€œThe Real Will Wood” where he goes on about his life and how he got to where he is today, plus songs in the studio.

Will Wood also had a canceled ARG about a fake university called Marybell University, and it even has its own fake website, acting like a real university.

Person A: have you heard of The Normal Album by Will Wood?

Person B: yeah, i liked Suburbia Overtune the best.

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Wooded

When you are lonely, and cannot find a lover to caress your heavy package, you will find yourself laying your sack of gold, on the corner of a desk, or wooden surface.

As Jerry realized he would never find a lover, he did some good old fashioned wood on wood.

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Wooded

When knocking on wood doesn’t provide enough good luck for your situation, so you smack your dick (when erect) against the tree to ensure even more good luck.

Person 1: Yeah I think I did pretty good on that test, knock on wood

Person 2: idk dude, you better do wood on wood to make sure.

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