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What is Tiger Woods?
Thepartofeveryforestyoudon'twanttoenter.
"Z-z-z-zoiks!!, it'sthemtiger woods.Letshightailitouttaheeya"
Tiger Woods - video
Tiger Woods - what is it?
To get divorced by way of playing 18 holes on the skanky public course when you've got a perfectly good place to use your putter in your own house.
Suddenly, doing the Tiger Woods tour took on a whole new meaning.
What does "Tiger Woods" mean?
1. (noun). A dark-skinned (or non-caucasian) male who is only sexually attracted to caucasian women.
2. (noun). A sexually promiscuous man; a man whore.
3. (noun). A married man whose wife has found out that he has been having an extramarital affair or affairs with other women.
4. (noun). A man who is a dangerous and/or accident-prone automobile driver.
5. (noun). A man who is or has been physically abused by a woman, usually a wife or girlfriend.
6. (noun). A mixed race man with dark skin.
1. Tyrell has sex only with white women. He's the Tiger Woods of Harlem.
2. Joe screws every woman he can get into bed.
3. Once Bob's wife Vicky found out he was screwing two women on the side she divorced him and got most of his assets, including the house and car, in the divorce settlement.
4. Jake has been in two car accidents this month. In the first accident he hit a fire hydrant while drinking and texting; in the second accident he drove his Porsche through his neighbor's living room.
5. Eddy had to leave the state because his girlfriend has been beating his ass black and blue. I hear Eddy is going to live in a battered men's shelter with other skinny wimps.
6. With one look Candace knew the male dancer was neither black nor white. All she knew for sure was that he was dark skinned.
Tiger Woods - what does it mean?
The most vicious firehydrant killer in the urban jungle.
We have to protect all those poor firehydrants from the likes of Escapading Tiger Woods.
Tiger Woods - meaning
I already gave you the damn definition to Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods - definition
An alcoholic version of an Arnold Palmer, consisting of half sweet tea and half lemonade Four Loko. As Palmer was the best golfer of his time, Tiger Woods is the best of this time, adding plenty of poor life choices.
WARNING: May result in golf clubs in your Cadillac windshield
That Tiger Woods last night made me go on TV this morning to apologize for what I did
Tiger Woods - slang
A sudden and rapid decline from sublime to slime.
Tiger Woods 'transgressions' catapulted from sublime to slime.
Tiger Woods
A whore monger who'll only go for white meat.
Abdulla says he ain't interested in no gravy booty no more. I think that mofo gone Tiger Woods on bitches.
Tiger Woods
verb:
To have several inexplicable relationships with women far less hot that one's wife, and subsequently ruin one's reputation. May or may not be accompanied by a car crash.
I used to look up to him as someone who had it all and still managed to live a decent, honest life, but then he went and pulled a Tiger Woods and now I can never look at him the same way again.
Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods - To have your ass whooped with a set of golf clubs from your wife after she found out you were cheating on her ass....
Man she went off, she Tiger Woods his ass!