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What is wilton?Located in lower Fairfield County, Wilton is a town of sophistication, wealth, and people who are better than you are. A place where it is not unusual to see a pair of Nantucket red pants with whales on it paired with topsiders and a pastel Lacoste, a place where collars are undoubtedly turned upwards in the direction of their wearer’s nose, a place where the words “yacht” and “summer” are used mostly as verbs and a “crew” isn’t a bunch of black people standing on the corner. Recently cited as the fourth wealthiest town in America, Wilton is home not only to prosperity, but also to class. Excelling in sports such as lacrosse, skiing, water polo, rowing, and beirut (class sport for the 2004 seniors of Wilton High), Wiltonians enjoy the finer things in life; when they’re not yachting to their summer residence on block, playing squash at their club on Nantucket or clubbing in nearby New York City, they’re undoubtedly enjoying a relaxing sunset in the Hamptons, teeing off at Pebble beach or “becoming cultured” in Europe. Known predominantly for their famous reputation in athletics and their notorious partying lifestyle (see “beat Wilton”), Wilton High School boosts one of the highest college acceptance percentages and mean standardized test scores. Wilton High School students are bread to attend prestigious universities, to match the success and prosperity of their predecessors, and to live up to the lofty expectations of their blue-blooded peers. "Are those kids getting shit-faced on their fathers' Yachts? They must be from Wilton." wilton - meme gifwilton - videoWilton - what is it?Name of a shithole in central North Dakota, run by a group of low-life assholes. Dude, what's that terrible smell? The wind is from Wilton's direction. Oh yeah, that place is a shithole! What does "wilton" mean?A town in Connecticut where police give tickets to anyone who looks like they might be out of town for any reason they can find. It is theorized that 87% of the town of Wilton's revenue comes from pulling over out of towners. Wilton: Do you know why I'm pull you over? Wilton - what does it mean?Wilton is a male name that comes from Sweden. He is a really caring guy that will stay up all night just to talk to you, all he wants is you to feel good. Wilton is also the funniest, hottest and nicest guy you'll ever meet and he's extremly smart - Wilton is the perfect guy. Person 1: Omg do you see that guy over there? Wilton - meaningWilton is a Fairfield County town that no one really cares about. People from Wilton think they are wealthy, their manshions go for around 1.4million, where as in upper class towns such as Darien and New Cannan, you couldn't buy a shit hole with that kind of money. They think people from Darien and New Cannan are their "rivals," not really. Your like a little sister who can't keep up. Wilton is essentially a wannabe Darien or New Cannan. Honey, we need to retire, Darien is to expensive, let's move to Wilton. Wilton - definitionLocated in the rural and scenic part of Southern Connecticut, otherwise known as Fairfield County (or hell to others), Wilton is a town of nothing. There is truly nothing here and I'm sure there never was anything here, and in all likelihood there never will be anything. The town is infested with upperclass stoner snobs who get all the drugs from weed, to coke, to acid, and so on and so forth. You won't find lower class heroin addicts here, only the lamest of the lame Phish loving stoner types who are elitist enough to say that Phish were so good, they had to break up so the members could be even better on their own. True Wilton-kids: Wilton - slang1) The town where 95% of the successful parents are secretly alcoholics Hey lets go to Wilton's town center cuz we are cool! WiltonWilton is the biggest waste of Fairfield County land mass in Connecticut. A mix of new and some old money, kids grow up thinking that the world revolves around them. Wilton is a bubble that has THE most USELESS stores possible: GAP, Chicos, etc. The movie theatre and Starbucks have only been there for about 4 years. Come people - who really needs 2 grocery stores: Village Market (for pretentious Wiltonians who rather pay more for their Bisquik at some snooty "market" where you'll find some of the very few high schoolers who actually work) and Stop & Shop. Come hang out in "The Center" - everything closes at 9:30...except Coldstone- don't get too excited. J.Crew and Abercrombie rule. There are more Coach bags in Wilton than sober/clean middle schoolers. Roads suck here - so do the cops who insist on pulling over EVERYONE for speeding and what not...there is nothing else for them to do here. It's in the woods. Too many bugs. Wranglers (the cars of choice...for some nauseatingly odd reason) and 745is risk colliding with rampant deer on winding, narrow pathways referred to as roads. Wiltonians worship Kristine Lilly and have named everything from streets to fields after her. Everyone either plays LAX, field hockey or soccer. Play another sport and suffer the consequences: ridicule and poor funding. The only good thing about Wilton is that its an hour train ride away from NYC. Get out while you can...or stop by Trackside for a good time ;) "Hey Sarah - After class lets go to the Wilton LAX game." Wilton1 a town of rich preppey snobs Bitch about wilton all you want, bitch about the rich kids, bitch about the rebels, bitch about the jocks, the preps, and the princesses....its the same everywhere!!! WiltonGood things: Unlike the Darien Sport Shop, the Wilton Sport Shop sells clothing that you might consider working out in. |
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