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What is Wilton?
A town in Connecticut idolized almost exclusively for its good schools and cheaper cost of living as compared to New Canaan or Darien. As such, a large percentage of Wilton's population does not have permanent residency plans and 'For-Sale' signs often coincide with graduation banners.
Wilton's pie de resistance is undoubtedly its High School, although you a preliminary visual inspection would not suggest this. The building is an architectural shit-show filled with choke-points, haphazard facility placement, and an unwelcomingly bureaucratic exterior.
There is a strikingly large gap between the high and low ends of Wilton's income spectrum, however, Wilton residents almost all share one thing in common. Everyone is white. 2015 census reports show that 93% of Wilton consists of White Caucasians. At one point in time, only 2 black families resided in Wilton out of approximately 16,000 people.
The teens of Wilton High School vary in background and motivation. A solid percentage are academic devotees who care passionately about securing their future economic success through the pursuit of resume fodder opportunities. Another large percentage consists of well-to-do jackoffs who skip school on the regular. And although the school administration will adamantly deny it, Wilton students are extremely racist, likely due to isolationism from racial struggle provided by what can only be described as the 'Wilton Bubble Effect'
I have a big penis.
Normal Person: Hey why did you move to Wilton?
Wilton Resident: Because the schools are very good and living as a housewife in a 3m dollar mansion will help me forget my marital problems.
Normal Person: I want to move to Wilton now because I hate myself
Wilton Resident: That's totally fine, would you mind rolling up your sleeve?
Normal Person: Sure *rolls up sleeve*
Wilton Resident: *screams* I didn't know you were a nig- I mean.... Are you sure you have enough money to move here? Maybe you should try Bridgeport. *calls police*
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Wilton - what is it?
Wilton was the Ancient capital of The Kingdom of Wessex from the late 8th until the late 11th century, and gave its name to the County of Wiltshire
Wilton House owned by The 18th Earl Lord and Lady Pembroke, gifted to The 1st Earl by King Henry VII, is one of the locations used to film "The Crown", "Bridgerton" The Newer "Tomb Raider" movie amongst several other period dramas.
The famous Wilton Carpet Factory.
Stonehenge is 8 miles distance from Wilton.
Salisbury City is 4 miles neighbouring, famous for its Cathedral, but of late, the horrendous Novichock poisonings.
Wilton:
Wilton born citizens are Known as "Wiltonians"
What does "Wilton" mean?
A name for someone who despite being straight will flirt with anyone and anything.
Person 1: (sees a guy heavily flirting with another guy) Is he gay?
Person 2: Nah he's just a Wilton.
Wilton - what does it mean?
1) A town in Fairfield County, Connecticut where people enjoy country clubs, boating and clubbing. Parents are in denial and always think their children are the best, which results in an egotistical youth, underage drinking and smoking. Kids have too much of their parents money to spend and not enough to do to use it, so they turn to marijuana, cigarettes and alcohol.
2) The Basis of the movie "Stepford Wives". The screenwriter lived in Wilton for two years, and although exaggerated, based on Wilton. Where everything seems perfect, even if the people's lives are falling apart.
3) A sort of Pleasantville
1) "Hey I'm gonna go skip a Wilton High School class and smoke a cigarette in the bathroom, wanna join?"
2) "Hey! Everything's going well! (in head: my parents are getting a divorce)
3) "Keeping up with the Jones'"
Wilton - meaning
A very nice and genuine person who is generally well-liked and respected. Definitely not someone who would post a fake definition to compliment themselves and boost their self esteem.
Joe: Hey, I need someone to be in charge while I'm gone.
Theodore: What about that guy? He looks like a Wilton.
Joe: Wow, you're right, he seems like an awesome guy.
Theodore: Thanks Joe, you're the best.
Joe: No problem, Theodore. See you at the bar mitzvah.
Wilton - definition
Everyone who has said that Wilton is snooty or pointless doesn't know what they are talking about. I live in Wilton, and I admit its no New York, but its a lot better than the reputation its getting on this website. It may have a lot of really wealthy people but none of them are close to as snooty as people from New Canaan or Darien. The houses in Wilton are just as big and with much more land. The houses in Darien don't even have 1/2 of the ammount of land as we have. My mom is a builder in New Canaan and she comes home with stories about how bitchy her customers are. She enjoys her job a lot more when working with a Wiltonian. Wilton has a great sports program and an exceptional educational program. Much better than those in New Canaan or Darien. Wilton is known for its schooling and sports. If anyone wants to diss Wiltonians anymore they can call me up. And about our so called "drug issues" every town has their group of people who do drugs. You are making Wilton sound like Harlem for God's sake. There are more stoners in all of our surrounding towns (Norwalk, New Canaan, Darien, Greenwich.) Before you go and diss Wilton look at yourselves (New Canaan, Darien, etc.) Have you ever heard anyone diss Wilton's attitude? You hear a lot more people say how stuck up New Canaan is. Everyone from New Canaan and Darien have this annoying preppy speech problem. They overuse the words "like" and "um" like crazy (refer to Example.) And by the way Wilton is definitely NOT a wannabe of Darien or New Canaan. Wilton's sports are getting better every year. I don't think that you can say the same for Darien or New Canaan. The incoming Freshman class is thriving with many great athletes. So I would watch what you are saying before we kick your ass in Lacrosse 2007!!
DARIEN PERSON-"Wanna like go play lax at my hizzouse? We can totally like chill in my backyard. We have a whole foot between our back door and the neighbors fence."
NEW CANAAN PERSON-"umm..like..at my hizzouse we have 2 feet."
WILTON PERSON- "wow"
Wilton - slang
Located in lower Fairfield County, Wilton is a town of sophistication, wealth, and people who are better than you are. A place where it is not unusual to see a pair of Nantucket red pants with whales on it paired with topsiders and a pastel Lacoste, a place where collars are undoubtedly turned upwards in the direction of their wearer’s nose, a place where the words “yacht” and “summer” are used mostly as verbs and a “crew” isn’t a bunch of black people standing on the corner. Recently cited as the fourth wealthiest town in America, Wilton is home not only to prosperity, but also to class. Excelling in sports such as lacrosse, skiing, water polo, rowing, and beirut (class sport for the 2004 seniors of Wilton High), Wiltonians enjoy the finer things in life; when they’re not yachting to their summer residence on block, playing squash at their club on Nantucket or clubbing in nearby New York City, they’re undoubtedly enjoying a relaxing sunset in the Hamptons, teeing off at Pebble beach or “becoming cultured” in Europe. Known predominantly for their famous reputation in athletics and their notorious partying lifestyle (see “beat Wilton”), Wilton High School boosts one of the highest college acceptance percentages and mean standardized test scores. Wilton High School students are bread to attend prestigious universities, to match the success and prosperity of their predecessors, and to live up to the lofty expectations of their blue-blooded peers.
"Are those kids getting shit-faced on their fathers' Yachts? They must be from Wilton."
Wiltonian: "America still makes cars?"
under-privlaged child "You must be from Wilton."
Darien sucks
Wilton
Name of a shithole in central North Dakota, run by a group of low-life assholes.
Dude, what's that terrible smell? The wind is from Wilton's direction. Oh yeah, that place is a shithole!
Wilton
A town in Connecticut where police give tickets to anyone who looks like they might be out of town for any reason they can find. It is theorized that 87% of the town of Wilton's revenue comes from pulling over out of towners.
Wilton: Do you know why I'm pull you over?
Driver: No, was I speeding?
Wilton Officer: No sir, you are not driving a BMW. The drug dogs are on the way.
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Wilton is a male name that comes from Sweden. He is a really caring guy that will stay up all night just to talk to you, all he wants is you to feel good. Wilton is also the funniest, hottest and nicest guy you'll ever meet and he's extremly smart - Wilton is the perfect guy.
Person 1: Omg do you see that guy over there?
Person 2: Yes, he's such a Wilton you need to go up and talk to him!