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What is Fairfield County?
Fairfield County is a small rich-ass county in connecticut. The people there are extremely wealthy and drive around in their expensive cars. The youth there are almost always drugged out and/or drunk. If you drive anything less than a Jeep than your considered trash. If your not rich then you dont belong in any of the nice towns like Westport, Wilton, Darien, New Canaan, and of course the gran-daddy of the rich towns Greenwich. If you make less than 200,000 dollars a year then you belong in the "ghetto" towns like Brigeport or Norwalk. Dont get me wrong though, these "ghetto" towns are no push over. Houses there still can be priced over 15 million. The "FC" is white white white and rich rich rich. If you dont have at least one BMW, Audi, Lexus, Acura, Mercedes, or Range Rover than you probly dont live hear.
Ex. Rich white person in Saxs 5th Ave. in Fairfield County with friends quarrling over who should get to pay for the bill.
Fairfield County - video
Fairfield County - what is it?
The whitest place on earth. They bus the black folks in to get tax rebates. Think the ghettoest place in the entire world is Norwalk. If you drive anything less than a Jeep, you're a poor ass bitch who belongs in Norwalk. If you're black, and you find yourself in Fairfield County, you will get pulled over and asked if your lost.
Excuse me, how the hell do I get out of Fairfield County?
What does "Fairfield County" mean?
CONNECTICUT
Fairfield is full of parents that can't let go of their past and because of their affluence, decided to re-create it by recently switching back to two high schools. Unforutunately they didn't consider their children while making this decision and now the once wide varity of electives and extra ciricular activities have been cut in half. Their beach area is a great place to party and it's a great town to go to college in (Sacred Heart and Fairfield University). Again, Fairfield has forgot about their youth, their half ass excuse for a teen center and lack of anything to do for entertainment has lead to a widespread use of drugs. Oxy Cotin and cocaine are pretty popular.
Westport is a club for elitests that can't afford to live in Southport. Westport is just a place to spend money. If you drive through here on a week night after 10 o'clock in anything less than a BMW, you're almost guaranteed to get pulled over by at least two cops.
Ever since the deindustrialization of Bridgeport, the city has rendered itself a rather useless place (unless you're trying to pay cheap rent). Eventhough local government has attempted to clean up the city, Fairfield County considers Bridgeport dirty place we're crappy drugs and after hours liquor stores are found in abundance. Unfourtunately it's doomed to stay this way unless the residents starts to care about the place they live. Litter covers more area in this city than the actual population.
As bad as Bridgeport is, Norwalk takes the cake. The roads are just as bad as the people, cracked out and filthy. Litter however doesn't seem to be as big of a problem here but... the people themselves are trash. It's fair to assume most of the people in this city have lived under the powerlines for a number of years. Norwalk has some nicer areas where it starts to border Westport and this is the area most Norwalkers like to pride themselves on... but we all know Norwalk sucks, it's Stamford's ugly sister.
No one really cares much about the other towns but in case you're interested, here's a list.
Bethel
Bridgeport
Brookfield
Danbury
Darien
Fairfield
Greenwich
Monroe
New Canaan
New Milford
New Fairfield
Newtown
Norwalk
Redding
Ridgefield
Shelton
Stamford
Stratford
Trumbull
Westport
Weston
Wilton
Westchester
Note: Racial profiling is common in all of Fairfield County.
Also Note: It's fair to assume that the youth population does at least 2 out of 4 listed below:
- Drinks and/or does drugs
- Listens to Dave Matthews
- Goes to private school
- Has mexicans do their landscaping
Lastely note: All laurelton girls are sluts
Guy: "Wow... you must be rich, you're from Fairfield County!"
His Friend: "Nah... I'm friend Bridgeport."
Guy: "Oh..."
Fairfield County - what does it mean?
Certain parts, rediculously wealthy, other parts... not so much, but not exactly "roughin it" either. Good public schools, but don't need em, cause they send their kids to kent, exeter, deerfield, hotckiss, avon... you know, prep skewl. Like the richer version of northern westchester new york, if its imaginable. Country Clubbers, popped collars, soccer moms driving M3s, and stalling em out cause they can't drive stick. Shag haircuts, foxy females, suprisingly, not out spokenly cocky, but still carry themselves in an obnoxious fashion. no one uses their turn signal either. not even the cops
i'm from new york, what can i say?
Fairfield County - meaning
One of the U.S.'s most afluent counties which is located in Southwestern Connecticut bordering westchester county, across the long Island Sound it borders on Long Island. It contains many wealthy people including the Sachs from Goldman Sachs, Gene Wilder, Martha Stewart, and the list is extremely long. It contains Bridgeport which is where all the minorities live and has actually improved financially over the past few years as has norwalk. Contrary to popular belief Stamford IS ALSO a very wealthy city except for its southern district. Stamford cotains area code 06903 which borders Bedford and Pound Ridge NY, Greenwich, and New Canaan. This area code is the most afluent in the area.
You only wish you could live in Fairfield County.
Fairfield County - definition
I don't understand half of the garbage written up here. Yes Fairfield County has some rich towns including Greenwich, Westport, New Canaan, etc.... but if you're not in one of those huge town you're not surround by million dollar homes or anything close to that. Sure we have alot of preppy kids who know how to use daddy's credit card better than they can spell their name, but we also have kids that have had jobs since they were 15, had to buy their own car, pay their own insurance like any other kid in any other county. Just because there are SOME towns that are wealthy doesn't mean everyone here is stuck up, snobby, and rich. We work hard for what we have and the majority of us don't think of ourselves as better than anyone else because we know just how hard our parents work and we do the same. Don't stereotype everyone in Fairfield County because of a few rich town where you can find a stereo-typical rich snob.
Parts of Fairfield County:
Greenwich, Westport, New Canaan, Etc = Lots of Money
Bridgeport, Norwalk, Stratford, Shelton, Trumbull, etc = Places where people still work hard to make a living, pay their mortgage, teach their children the value of the a dollar and make them work to have their own car. Sure there are some nicer homes in any town, but it's no different than any other town anywhere else
Fairfield County - slang
"The Best Place on Earth"
Fairfield County is in southwestern CT, and gives the state its rep for being rich rich rich. It contains some of the wealthiest towns and communities and the country, and some of the wealthiest and snobbiest people. However, those who live here love it, the F.C. isn't a place...its a lifestyle. Think yacht clubs, country clubs, beach clubs....prep schools, the best public schools....$$$
THE F.C. = $$$ and is the place to be...
Fairfield County
Very wealthy county, a regular contender for the the title of richest county in America. Yes, there are a lot of rich stuck ups in towns such as Westport, Greenwich, etc, but contrary to popular opinions not everyone from fairfield county wipes their ass with 20 dollar bills. Many people, even in towns like Fairfield and Danbury and especially in South Norwalk and Bridgeport, work hard and don't live like movie stars. And also, stop pretending you'll get pulled over in Fairfield or Westport or basically anywhere else in Fairfield county because you're from Bridgeport. If you get pulled over or arrested, its because you're doing something stupid...not because we're haters.
The only way anyone has ever gotten money is by working for it. Don't just bitch about how we have more money then you. Get off your ass and work.
Fairfield County
im lovin how no one writing definitions for this place live in it. First off, it is pretty rich, i'll give u that, but that doesnt mean that everyone's extremely stuck up. So what if my family owns auddis and a lexus, doesnt mean im goin to go around showing off the fact that i do. But sadly, we do have a few people who are like that, but no one likes them anyway. And there's also a good number of kids who are not popped collar stuck up preppy kids. And yes, houses are ridiculously overpriced around here, especially around the beaches. Also, we do have quite a lot of underage drinking, but when u have easy access, y not.
Always a drinking party somewhere, and if not, drive somewhere else to find one.
Fairfield County
The underage drinking and weed capitol of the country. Where Dispatch and Dave Matthews are the anthems, and pink polos, lobsters and Lilly are the uniform. Every kid attempts to be ghetto at one point or another but Norwalk is the last place you will ever find them. FCers as freshman can drink college seniors under the table.
Chip and Bunny live in Fairfield County.