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What is wald?

The perfect temperature between warm and cold and when achieved you become one with the gods.

Boy: I'm Wald!
*Jesus appears*

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Wald - what is it?

Wold/Wald
wohˈluh duh

EXCLAMATION
used as a term to stop a person with an abnormally minuscule penis.
"wold there, Jason!"
NOUN
a quick utterance of “wold”; a greeting to someone with an abnormally minuscule penis.
"he was getting polite nods and wolds from people"
VERB
say or shout "wold”; greet someone with an abnormally minuscule penis.

synonyms: cramped . limited . meager . miniature . minuscule . modest . narrow . paltry

"wold/wald there, Jason!"
"he was getting polite nods and wolds from people"

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What does "wald" mean?

German town in which Candide is drafted for the Bulgarian army in the satire novel Candide by Voltaire - he makes fun of Germans with this atrocious town name.

The snow fell in great flakes, and, in the morning when he awoke, he was almost frozen to death; however, he made shift to crawl to the next town, which was called Wald-berghoff-trarbkdikdorff, without a penny in his pocket, and half dead with hunger and fatigue.

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Wald - what does it mean?

The absolutely perfect temperature between cold and warm that when you obtain this temperature you become one with the gods.

Boy: I'm Corm/Wald
Girl: I'm Corm/Wald too
*Jesus appears*

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Wald - meaning

Walding's Law is an adage that is best described as:
Paranoia in the development stage of any serious relationship that anything could cause an end to said relationship.
This is typically more frequent in youthful relationships where relationships tend not to last as long as more mature relationships. This being said does not exclude it from happening to mature and professional relationships.
This phenomenon is common within romantic relationships however it may occur outside one, such as in a new social or professional position.

Some examples of Walding's Law may include being worrying that:
1. Anything you do could cause your new romantic relationship to end.
2. Your new partner talking to someone else leading you to believe that they are interested in them.
3. Doing a task incorrectly could cause you to lose your new job.
4. Acting too much like yourself could make a newfound friend to lose interest in your friendship.

etc.

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Wald - definition

Perpetually bald. A person with a head so shiny that you need a special pair of sunglasses to look at directly.

Jordan shaves his head daily because he admires having such a wald head.

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Wald - slang

Used to describe a being or object who is the epitome and extreme extent of being wild

"Did you and Leah go to Comicon this year"

"But I heard it was wald!"

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Wald

Quitting at someting that's not that hard, you're just too lazy to do anything about it.

Dude, this math question is too hard, i'm taking a walde

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Wald

A proper title to be placed onto the end of a name to make the person become miraculously proper and british.

Kadie was just a normal girl until she became Kadwald and suddenly became respeceted world wide.

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Wald

1) a person who roles solo, doesn't take shit from people, but at the same time doesn't start beef if theres no reason to
2) the definition of chill, rolls with shit and turns things around
3) a suave mother fucker who just enters a zone all alone, and picks up girls by saying very little

Yo you see that kid over there, he must be a fuckin wald cause he just rolled into dis club and picked up bitches by barely sayin shit

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