Definder - what does the word mean?

What is vitamins?

A woman who frequently gives oral sex to men is said to be receiving her 'daily vitamins'.

To a lesser extent, this phrase can be used to describe a woman who is receiving sex an a regular basis.

The receiving of the 'daily vitamins' refers to the male's semen entering the woman's body in some way.

She's obviously just taken her daily vitamins.

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Vitamins - what is it?

anything that is likely to make a person pee a lot

Beer is loaded with vitamin pee.

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What does "vitamins" mean?

Vitamin P is code for Prolintane. Prolintane is a stimulant of norepinephrine-dopamine reuptake inhibitors developed in the 1950s. This is a pretty awesome stimulant that is sometimes used by overachievers and nootropic freaks. The dose range is 20mg to 40mg and the duration is 7 hours to over 12 hours. It is a mild stimulant with a very good safety profile. It works best if cycled(some time on Vitamin P, some time off Vitamin P). It has recently gained popularity among college students and professionals. The one side effect is that you may become a chatterbox while on Vitamin P. Prolintane is a nootropic with a better safety profile than propylhexedrine, cyclopentamine and caffeine. Prolintane is often referred to as Vitamin P and can go for as much as $20 dollars per 40mg dose. Doses of 40mg or more or continual use without breaks makes you hyper. Vitamin P makes you courageous, but you may seem to bold and occasionally act like a talkative nutbar. Your mind would literally feel like it's been overclocked. Vitamin P has no withdrawal effects and seems like a hybrid of caffeine

and NZT-jr.

College student: Dude! I got so much work to do and all these classes and homework.
College student 2: I've got some Vitamin P!
College student: How much? I really have so much work, I'll need a super brain for it all.
College student 2: I'll give you 100mg for $20.
College student : Cool!
3 weeks later!
College student: I'm amazed by the increase in organization skills, better memory and focus, more energy, and lack of withdrawal simptoms. It's best in the morning though. I feel great! This is like the precious NZT and it's all mine. ALL MINE! Must stock up on prolintane, hydrafinil, phenylpiracetam hydrazide, and all cognitive enhancing substances.
College student 2: I've think you've gone mad with power.
College student: Of course I did! Have you ever tried going mad without power?! It sucks! Nobody listens to you.
-10 years later-
College student 2: You're a professional?
College student: Sure! I owe it all to healthy living, going gluten free because I'm gluten intolerant, plenty of excersice, and good old fashioned prolintane. PROLINTANE!
College student 2: Stop biohacking!
College student: NEVER! As long as I cycle my nootropics, stay healthy, and take supplements and breaks, I'll becoome a galactic overlord.

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Vitamins - what does it mean?

An essential element that your body needs to function properly. Most vitamins come from nutritious food, although vitamin D is produced when your skin is exposed to sunlight.

What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? You can't make a vitamin. (I know, except for vitamin D. It's still sort of a clever play on words. Get it? Whore moan?)

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According to el chapo, anyone that you have sex with that gives you life.

El Tortuga: jefe, you look better what’s your secret?

El Chapo: You have take your vitamins night and day and maintain a regular schedule.

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A chemical that make you feel better. Different vitamins have different effects. Everybody need them to be happy and sometimes, productive, individuals.

vitamin C : A lot of americans get plenty of this vitamin thanks to the popularity of the delicious brew. Also named: caffeine, trimethylxanthine. If coffee is not enough you can have lot of them from No-Doz. Everybody know its effects and importance so i'm not gonna explain it all.

Vitamin A ("amphet") : Believe by many to be a stronger version of vit.C. Of course NOT! Important to be motivated, euphoric, energetic and not suffer from "sleep". Exist in different potency.
Chemical scientific name: All amphetamine analogs especially methamphetamine. Some weaker or less useful substitutes are methylphenidate, methcathinone, etc.
Rich people buy the "rich man's amphetamine" known as coke.

vitamin O ("opioids"): Make you feel relaxed, happy and content about everything. The brain doesn't make enough of its natural vitamin O ("endorphins"). That's why you need supplements. It is not actually "a chemical" but a group of chemical. Some of them are more "concentrated".
(from weak to strong): Codeine (tylenol 3's), DHC, hydrocodone (vics), oxycodone (percs), methadone, morphine (MS contin), heroin (smack), fentanyl (China White).

vitamin K: Also known as "horse tranquilizer" it is also very healthy for humans. When the body is saturated of this vitamin, one enter what is known as the K hole. If you can't afford or find this rare vitamin you can try DXM or PCP. Both are less good, but whatever.

vitamin B : The only vitamin you can find in pretty much any store, and for cheap.
cheap vitamin-rich liquids: MD20/20, Night Train Express, Thunderbird, Wild Irish Rose, Cisco, Buckfast.
A high-technology replacement is GHB it is engineered to have better effects and be non-damaging (it's true i swear!). Unfortunately its hard to find.

vitamin T : Very important to open your mind. Beware of adverse reactions known as "bad trips".
Scientific name: Tryptamines
Substances: mainly acid, shroomz and DMT. But there are a lot of other different sub-vitamins.

vitamin M : Dude, its like... woah... The essential... And YOU TOO can make it at home!
Note: the active constituant is THC.

vitamin N : Conveniently sold at cig-stores. Good news: you can help people get their dose of vit.N by smoking in crowded place, it is known as the "2nd hand smoke effect".

"D": datura or dramamine at high dose, people think they are vitamins and take'em... But they're not!!! NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION!!!

Of course you must balance your intake. People going on megavitamin treatments are known as special names(1) most of them are harmful except vit.M. for example.

The people suffering from a total lack of vitamins are known as straight edge or "sXe". You should help them to ingest healthy vitamins.
"Straight edgism" should be eradicated from this planet, if the words don't work then use the gun (or any weapon)!

Remember. Vitamins = Heaven !
Eating isn't the only way to get vitamins. Use paraphernalia(2)!

(1)In order of vitamin:
workaholic, speedfreak (or tweaker or cokehead in some cases), junkie, ???, drunkard, space cadet, pothead, smoker, stupid fuck.

(2)resin pipe, bong, pump, snuff bullet, etc

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Any beverage or foodstuff fortified with vitamins and minerals. Typically refering to any consumable item, where the recommended daily allowance per package is significantly greater than 100%

I used to drink colored water all the time until glaceau vitaminated it.

Blue mountain dew was great until they added 300% daily value of B12. That shit has been vitaminated!

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Marijuana edibles

just took some vitamins this morning

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slang for ecstacy pills

Yo you got them vitamins for this weekend soo we can roll?

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something that is awesome, your daily dose of everything.

yo, check out that girls ass.
damn it's vitamins brah.

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