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What is Tortuga?Cute, silly, and smart animal that unfortunately hides in his shell when the light shines upon him. Regardless if it is sunshine or not, he hides in his protective place. Brown eye: hey come out and play. The queen of light is shinning down, donβt be a tortuga! Tortuga - meme gifTortuga - videoTortuga - what is it?the act of using a native Caribbean mans shoe or sandal as a funnel/filter for a mixture of sweat ,ass, piss and rum. collage bro: "why are you in the hospital bra its still spring break". What does "Tortuga" mean?A small Central American island known for its abundance of Tortilla Trees, which grow both flour and corn fruit that is flattened into tortillas. In English, the name translates to βTortilla Island.β Holy shit! Nothing tastes better than a tortilla picked fresh from the tree on Isla Tortuga! Tortuga - what does it mean?When your girl's laying on her back but isn't in the mood and won't let you past the shell. I took her out for dinner and drinks, but when we got back she was a dry tortuga. Tortuga - meaningA U.S. national park in the Gulf of Mexico. Also known to a group of unfortunate few, the act of dry heaving out of your ass. This usually happens after a long episode of watery diarrhea. Your ass opens, goes through all the motions, your sphincter may even prolapse a little, but nothing at all comes out! And if you listen closely, you may even hear your butt hole open and shut as is fails to discharge any fecal matter. JACOB:Hey Mike I'm gonna stop and grab a burrito bowl on my way into work. You want me to grab you something too? Tortuga - definition"I feel like I'm in the twilight zone" "You're on tortuga time. Welcome to the suck" Tortuga - slangTortuga describes a person who is very studious and cares a lot about grades and studying. Look at Corinna, she's in the library every Friday. What a tortuga!! Tortugaa place that, in theory, doesn't exist-- you can only find it if you've been there before. nobody knows the exact location of it, or how to get there, unless somebody else knows the way. you can't ask for directions how to get there either. person 1: hey, lets go to kyles house TortugaA mythical male animal - boyfriend of the female Tortugita - and king of the drug underworld. Tortuga's gonna fuck you up. TortugaThe spanish word for turtle or tortoise. Used to describe someone that works/moves extremely slow. Chef 1: "Look at this fucking clown work, he's slow as dirt" |
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