Definder - what does the word mean?

What is minerals?

Colloquial term for a soft drink in rural Ireland

Would you like a mineral?

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Minerals - what is it?

Substance that the body requires to function. Has recently become a meme on tumblr.

"Goats will climb almost vertically because they crave that mineral"

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What does "minerals" mean?

an uncontrollable urge to interrupt conversation afflicting only those who believe everyone in hearing range is a technical idiot.

BECAUSE whoever you are talking to can't POSSIBLY know as much as you do!

John's Minerism is always apparent during team meetings!

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Minerals - what does it mean?

Not rocks.

"Jesus Christ Marie, they're minerals!"

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Minerals - meaning

Balls. In relation to courage... "He doesn't have the balls to tell his boss to fuck off."

Millennial:. "You wouldn't do that!"

Me: "What? You don't think I've got the minerals?"

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Minerals - definition

1. Bullets or any metallic projectile used to shoot and kill enemies or perceived enemies.

2. Semen, ejaculate, sperm, moneyshot, cum.

1. Da pimp was so angry he gave his beeotch da minerals.

2. Peter North is famous for his minerals. A mineral millionaire.

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Minerals - slang

objects between a girls vagina and anal hole(gooch) that can be collected in little baggies and used later.

Magol ambushed Haley in her house late one night and left her helpless after taking all her minerals. keirsten's minerals were rejected by magol because they had expired and started growing staff.

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Minerals

The universal life energy. Can be gained and lost. Obtainable via burgers, beer, seawater, halibut, members of the opposite sex, members of the same sex, sunlight, pills, powders, plants, &etc.

Can be removed by illness, lack of breakfast, "the Captain", and over-work. Excessively low levels results in the condition "LOM": Lack Of Minerals. Results can be tragic.

"on The Ship, the Captain took all the minerals out of the water for the showers. I had to put a bucket over the side to get some seawater. ya gotta have minerals!"

"that boy's gettin' his minerals!"

"after eating that burger, I felt the minerals flowing through me"

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Minerals

Something you need more of.

(Or you won't be able to protect your base from a Zerg Rush.)

*frantically tries to build more Carriers*

Adivsor: You require more minerals!

Me: Fuck!

Advisor: Come on man, mine that shit!

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Minerals

Having the nerve to do something.

"I just wanted to see if she had the minerals..."

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