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What is vegemite?
A sandwich spread made from tractor grease that tastes so foul, only Australians are tough enough to eat it.
Pass the Vegemite Bazzer, I ran out of grease for my tractor.
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Vegemite - what is it?
Salty brown paste offered by muscle-bound bread salesmen in Brussles to Australians, often in the form of a sandwich.
Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscles
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich
And he said,
"I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover!"
What does "vegemite" mean?
I said "do you speak my language?", he just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich
Vegemite - what does it mean?
A spread for toast made of vegetable extract. While it is extremely popular in Australia, it is reviled everywhere else. This aspect of vegemite is used for great humour by we Australians, as a single smear of it will reduce a non-Australian to a quivering jelly, similar to a veteran of 'Nam.
To make a vegemite sandwich, you must toast two slices of bread, and then butter it. You must then add just the right amount of spread, I find that half-a-teaspoon per slice works perfectly. Press the two slices together, and eat. Then, depending on nationality, you will proceed to the local pub or to the ER.
Some leading scientists theorise that we Australians can digest vegemite do to our stomachs and tongues being lined with a natural Kevlar, strengthened by years of swearing, drinking and licking kangaroos.
Robert: Hey, you wanna try a Vegemite sandwich?
Johann: Okay, I've never had one before.
Robert (prepares sandwich) here you go.
(Johann eats it, then coughs up own appendix)
Robert: Wussy.
Vegemite - meaning
A somewhat annoying person bearable for only short amounts of time before they get on your nerves.
The expression comes the spread - vegemite which is potent and 'a little bit goes a long way'
"what do you think of Anna?"
"Anna? shes vegemite!"
Vegemite - definition
it looks like petrolleum, tastes like crap, only eaten by australians, expats in other countries, and people who eat way too much crrap.
1) some autralian weirdo: have some vegemite, mate!
mo: no way. looks like petrolleum, tastes like crap.
2) ian: I'd rather drink coffee made from civet cat shit than to taste that crap (vegemite).
3) random tourist: let me have some of that vegemite!
*spreads some vegemite thinly on a piece of bread, then eats it*
*chokes, then vomits, then passes out.*
some australian: poor fella. I feel sorry for him. *starts eating vegemite, then proceeds to hum the "happy little vegemite" jingle.*
Vegemite - slang
an affectionate term used to describe a loved one. most commonly used in austriala and willimantic, ct.
"she's a clever little vegemite!"
Vegemite
vegetable extract spread. yum....
HOW TO USE VEGEMITE
spread THINLY on toast or bread, with or without butter.
if spread too thickly, vegemite is inedible, even for aussies.
Vegemite
An Australian paste commonly spread on bread or crackers.
It is browny-black in colour and made from yeast.
It has a salty and tangy taste that is almost inpossible to describe accurately.
"Hey Mum, Can i have a vegemite sandwitch for lunch today?"
"Sure Hun"
Vegemite
A semi edible dark brown paste. Traditionally used by Australians to disgust foriegners. Highly effective on North Americans.
"Try this Chip, It's called vegemite. It tastes like nutella".