What is Australian?
An unarmed American with healthcare.
Being Australian isn't much different from being Canadian.
Australian - what is it?
The race with the coolest accent ever
Australian people really like boomerangs.
What does "Australian" mean?
˙ʇᴉsᴉʌ oʇ ɔᴉʇsɐʇuɐɟ puɐ ƃuᴉzɐɯɐ sᴉ ɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ llᴉʇs ʇnq soɐɥɔ sᴉ ǝɔɐld ǝɥʇ puɐ ǝɹǝɥʍʎɹǝʌǝ sooɹɐƃuɐʞ ǝɹɐ ɹᴉǝɥʇ puɐ uʍop ǝpᴉsdn sᴉ ƃuᴉɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ suɐǝɯ uɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ ƃuᴉǝq
That man is definitely Australian.
Australian - what does it mean?
Someone who has a fucking sexy accent and says the word mate a bit too much. An Australian is someone who has dealt with the troubles of weather, mainly from heat. They are often seen as retarded daredevils who do anything just for the thrill of it, which, yes, is sorta true...
An Australian is also an incredibly racist being, often hating Asians for "taking their space," as many places in Australia are occupied by Asians.
Australians are often seen as nice individuals, however that could not be further from the truth.
Australian A: "Hey mate, wanna go jump off the bridge into the mouth of a shark?"
Australian B: "Will there be Asians there?"
Australian A: "There's Asians everywhere."
Australian B: "Oh, fuck that then."
Person A: "Yo, did you hear about those guys that died from jumping off a bridge into the mouth of a shark?"
Person B: "Yep, only an Australian could do that."
The nationality belonging to someone with citizenship in the country of Australia.
Commonly stereotyped by the likes of The Simpsons, Monty Python and teenagers, as having thick accents, riding around in kangaroos all day and having little to no infrastructure, living out in the desert.
Australia is home to many fine cities, including Melbourne which was allegedly awarded the "world's most livable city" title at some point recently.
Derek: yo baxter, check out this australian dude
Baxter: i say old chap, he's quite the commoner, with his khaki rags.
Bruce: G'day, do you blokes know a good place to eat?
Baxter: ah yes, there's one near here. it's down the street, take a ha'penny and follow the locomotive track.
Australia is a very civilized country (contrary to what the simpsons may tell you) and a lot of it is not desert. Most of us don't say mate very often and most of us don't talk like steve irwin.
People are very misgueded about AUSTRALIANS
people that live in Australia.
people with the best accents ever.
G'day mate. I'm speaking Australian.
a person who is a citizen of Australia; a dinky die ridgy didge true blue fair dinkum dead set wanker
Yes, I'm an Australian, cobber - a dinky die ridgy didge true blue fair dinkum dead set wanker. Welcome to the land down under.
People who are citizens of Australia, one of the best countrys in the world.
Australians have been stereotyped as a lazy, kangaroo riding, annoying group with crappy accents. NOT TRUE!
But we dont care if people take the piss out of us. People are lining up to come in, that must mean something!
Australians are an awesome bunch. Except for that dude John Howard, we should get rid of him.
yep. we were convicts.
yep. we do have cool accents.
yep. yanks do give us the shits.
yep. we are beer guzzling machines.
yep. we say do say mate alot.
yep. we have perfect beaches.
Take the piss out of Australia, we dont care. People arent lining up to get out of our country.
" another VB thanks sheryl "