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What is uncle Ted?Your drunk uncle. Even if your drunk uncle isn't Ted, he'd probably respond to it. Uncle Ted got so pissed at Thanksgiving that we found him on the floor of my cousin's room passed out and soaked in urine. uncle Ted - videoUncle Ted - what is it?noun, Any elderly man driver who ends up in front of you, doing 10-15 mph BELOW the speed limit when your in a hurry. Typically driving a Buick product, Lincoln Towncar, or some other large vehicle. The female variation on this is an "Aunt Gladys". Known to flash their lights or shake a fist at you when you finally get a chance to pass them. I was late for my doctors appointment today because I ended up driving behind an Uncle Ted. What does "uncle Ted" mean?The creepy guy always hanging round in the toilet, patrolling for potential poopers before spending hours in a cubicle. Dude, you've been in here for 15 minutes! Uncle Ted - what does it mean?The person in your office who, no matter how frequently or what time it is, is always somewhere in the bathroom when you go in. Dude I went to the can at noon and at 2, Jim went at 3 and 6:30, and Barry went at 7 and "you know who" was in there EVERY SINGLE TIME! He is such an Uncle Ted! Uncle Ted - meaningA guy who spends an inordinate amount of time in the men's room, and you'd rather not know why. Jim wondered why that Uncle Ted with the high-topped sneakers was always in the other stall when he took a crap. Uncle Ted - definitionSomeone who tries to enter a bathroom stall several times when it is clearly being occupied. The offender, known as the Uncle Ted, will try several times to forcefully open the door seemingly unknowing that someone is in fact using the facilities. Can also be used as the adverb "Uncle Tedded". "I was in the handicapped stall at the comfort station and some Uncle Ted came in while I was taking a deuce." Uncle Ted - slangAnother name for Ted Nugent. I listened to the song "Stranglehold" by ol' Uncle Ted. Uncle TedA bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An uncle Ted makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to poop when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees... This is not to be confused with Turd Burglar who is someone who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. Dude, I just got Uncle Tedded real bad. I was trying to take a dump, and some dude was in there looking in the mirror for like 10 minutes. Finally, I just had to let it loose. Uncle Tedthe real definition of an "uncle ted" is someone who walks into an empty restroom full of empty stalls, other than the one you are in, and opts to drop a major duece in the stall right next to you, which in turn annoys the fuck out of you just like your uncle ted does. Not recommended as uncle tedding someone can get your shoes pissed on. "dude, im pissed as fuck." Uncle TedThe author of Industrial Society and It's Future. Has some explosively accurate descriptions of leftism. Have you read Uncle Ted's Manifesto? I don't agree with what he did, but I agree with what he said! |
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