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What is Uncle Ted?
the real definition of an "uncle ted" is someone who walks into an empty restroom full of empty stalls, other than the one you are in, and opts to drop a major duece in the stall right next to you, which in turn annoys the fuck out of you just like your uncle ted does. Not recommended as uncle tedding someone can get your shoes pissed on.
"dude, im pissed as fuck."
"why what happened?"
"I was enjoying my peaceful morning shat session when some asshole decided to uncle ted me."
"what did you do?"
"I pissed on his shoes."
"good, he deserved it. Some people!"
Uncle Ted - video
Uncle Ted - what is it?
Ted Stevens is referred to as Uncle Ted by many Alaskans.
Uncle Ted brings home the bacon. He just got $398 million to build a bridge to Gravina Island.
What does "Uncle Ted" mean?
In the classic Amiga game 'Putty' (and later in 'Putty Squad') Uncle Ted was the bloke that played the Hammond organ, causing all baddies to dance uncontrollably for a few seconds. Definitely a good guy to have around.
Amiga die-hard: "Watching people dance at raves reminds me of Uncle Ted from Putty. Must be hypnosis or something,"
PC User: "What in God's name are you on about?"
Uncle Ted - what does it mean?
noun, Any elderly man driver who ends up in front of you, doing 10-15 mph BELOW the speed limit when your in a hurry. Typically driving a Buick product, Lincoln Towncar, or some other large vehicle. The female variation on this is an "Aunt Gladys". Known to flash their lights or shake a fist at you when you finally get a chance to pass them.
I was late for my doctors appointment today because I ended up driving behind an Uncle Ted.
Uncle Ted - meaning
The person in your office who, no matter how frequently or what time it is, is always somewhere in the bathroom when you go in.
Dude I went to the can at noon and at 2, Jim went at 3 and 6:30, and Barry went at 7 and "you know who" was in there EVERY SINGLE TIME! He is such an Uncle Ted!
Those two Uncle Teds from marketing creep me out! They are always hanging out by the sink next to the urinals and I think one of them was trying to sneak a peek at my junk while I peed.
Uncle Ted - definition
A guy who spends an inordinate amount of time in the men's room, and you'd rather not know why.
Jim wondered why that Uncle Ted with the high-topped sneakers was always in the other stall when he took a crap.
Uncle Ted - slang
Someone who tries to enter a bathroom stall several times when it is clearly being occupied. The offender, known as the Uncle Ted, will try several times to forcefully open the door seemingly unknowing that someone is in fact using the facilities. Can also be used as the adverb "Uncle Tedded".
"I was in the handicapped stall at the comfort station and some Uncle Ted came in while I was taking a deuce."
Uncle Ted
Another name for Ted Nugent.
I listened to the song "Stranglehold" by ol' Uncle Ted.
Uncle Ted
A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An uncle Ted makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to poop when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees... This is not to be confused with Turd Burglar who is someone who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open.
Dude, I just got Uncle Tedded real bad. I was trying to take a dump, and some dude was in there looking in the mirror for like 10 minutes. Finally, I just had to let it loose.
Uncle Ted
The author of Industrial Society and It's Future. Has some explosively accurate descriptions of leftism.
Have you read Uncle Ted's Manifesto? I don't agree with what he did, but I agree with what he said!