Definder - what does the word mean?

What is two minute noodle?

hayleys favourite food she ALWAYS eats

two minute noodles are hayleys ride or die
hayley always shres her noodles, like a good freind

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two minute noodle - video


Two minute noodle - what is it?

A Person who is of little or no value. Worthless

JOE: That new employee Tommy doesn't get anything done but sit around and play with his Tablet all day

BOB: Yeeup hes a two minute noodle...but hey that way we pay him minimum wage just to collect the trolleys.

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What does "two minute noodle" mean?

A Two-Minute-Noodle is a male who inserts his penis into the preferred orifice and after two minutes he ejaculates and becomes flaccid or a "noodle".

No, the sex was not good, Luke pulled a Two-Minute-Noodle and blamed it on how tight I was.

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Two minute noodle - what does it mean?

A penis that is prone to pre mature ejaculation.

Girl 1: I was with this really hot guy last night.
Girl 2: Did you sleep with him?
Girl 1: Yeah but he prematurely ejaculated so it was over pretty quick.
Girl 2: Oh pity, sounds like he had a Two Minute Noodle.

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