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What is two minutes?Kill for gain or shoot to maim The blind men shout, "Let the creatures out two minutes - videoTwo minutes - what is it?A Person who is of little or no value. Worthless JOE: That new employee Tommy doesn't get anything done but sit around and play with his Tablet all day What does "two minutes" mean?When you're driving with your romantic partner and have to stop at a railroad crossing for a train, then the man pulls his penis out and receives a full finished handjob in roughly two minutes, or for however long the train is crossing. Dick: "Oh look Jane, a train's crossing!" Two minutes - what does it mean?A Two-Minute-Noodle is a male who inserts his penis into the preferred orifice and after two minutes he ejaculates and becomes flaccid or a "noodle". No, the sex was not good, Luke pulled a Two-Minute-Noodle and blamed it on how tight I was. Two minutes - meaninga man who has no stamina in the bedroom who comes too quickly during sex, resulting in a loss of pleasure for their partner(s). Damn, after getting humped by that two minute brother, I need a ride on my dildo to get my cum on. Two minutes - definitionThe act of searching a bar for intoxicated women to bring home within minutes of the bar closing. This usually occurs after the begining of the evening is spent binge drinking and scouting out available women. You may hear people yell "OMAHA!!" before beginning their search. This is done to mimic football legends Tom Brady and Peyton Manning, who use the expression while calling plays with under two minutes remaining in a football game. Yo Piff...I'm pickled. Time to run the two minute drill. OMAHA!! OMAHA!! Two minutes - slangA penis that is prone to pre mature ejaculation. Girl 1: I was with this really hot guy last night. Two minutesAny man who ejaculates almost immediately after the beginning of intercourse with a female. The term was first coined by a few students of the Pasadena High School Senior class of 2008 in Pasadena, TX. While discussing their mutual hatred for a self-righteous nobody (named justin), one of the young ladies tells the story of how one of her friends (who shall remain nameless) was persuaded into having sex with the male in question, only to have him ejaculate way too prematurely. Justin was said to have "lasted only two minutes before he came. What a fucking pussy." The term has since then been attributed to him, but has been used to describe any man who has performed such shameful actions. Girl 1: So...did that guy you met give you the night of your life, or what? Two minutesA unit of time defined by the difference between the initial iMessage notification chime and its followup. Oh, is that the same message or did I get a new one? Guess it's been two minutes. Two minutesA standard unit of time lasting anywhere from thirty seconds to an hour and a half, based on the female in question and the task at hand. He: "Are you ready to go? The ballgame starts in twenty minutes!" |
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