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What is tweezers?

A small penis, Suggesting its small enough that the unlucky person to own it requires tweezers to masturbate.

Origin: Mid-NY

Chick:WTF! Why didn't you tell me you had a tweezer squeezer?!
Unlucky Guy:I thought it wouldn't matter! *panics*

"yo you see that lone guy over there?"
"yah"
"His chick denied him of sex as soon as she found out he had a tweezer squeezer"

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Tweezers - what is it?

An older, gay crystal meth user.
Tweaker + Geezer = Tweezer

"Experience should tell that tweezer he should know better."

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What does "tweezers" mean?

A Tweeker that is actually old and doesn't just look that way.

That tweezer has been up for 75 years.

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Tweezers - what does it mean?

A geezer that uses Twitter.

John McCain is a total tweezer.

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Tweezers - meaning

A person who is later middle-aged, approching, but not yet, a geezer.

"I'm not that old yet, I'm still just a tweezer".

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Tweezers - definition

the act of sticking your arm elbow deep up someone's anus.

He had been threatened that if he didnt drink his 2 bottles then an unpleasant tweezer would ensue

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Tweezers - slang

When two lesbian midgets attempt scissoring.

Dude, did you see those midgets tweezering?

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Tweezers

Usually made of plastic or metal, these are used to secure cables.

According to The Verge, zip ties shall now and forevermore be referred to as tweezers.

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Tweezers

A generally metallic device used to pluck eyebrows or nosehairs. Also known as squeezers due to the fact that you squeeze them together, or a pincher.

Jessica was plucking her eyebrows with a pair of tweezers

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Tweezers

Verb (Metaphor): When someone has a dick so small that his hands are too big to properly masturbate it. "Tweezers" refers to action of masturbating such a penis with tweezers.

Pat has claimed to have a penis that was 10 inches long but in reality it was 10 millimeters. No wonder he takes tweezers every time he showers.

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