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What is twatwaffle?
a really loose, nasty, dirty vagina
shes got some nasty ol twatwaffle in there
twatwaffle - meme gif
twatwaffle - video
Twatwaffle - what is it?
an interesting word used in place of douchebag.
can add other words to make fun refrences to female genetalia
ex: well god damnit woman, why you got to be such a twatwaffle?
ex: well god damnit woman, i just wanna eat your tasty toasted twatwaffle
What does "twatwaffle" mean?
Recently added to the endangered species list; Envied and by all, A twatwaffle is a magical sentient being that flies around on rainbows; it is a friend of unicorns! Businesswomen like the inspiring nature of a twatwaffle, often referring to them as "a team player" and "a great asset." Morning wood is myth, men everywhere are having sudden, spontaneous erections after they've been exposed to a twatwaffle. If said erection lasts longer than four hour, consult your physician. When twatwaffles are not swirling around in the sky, you can often find them digging around in medical waste or pushing homeless people into their own shallow puddles of urine.
Businesswoman: "Is that a pencil sharpener in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
Man with erection: "Oh, no. I caught a glimpse of a rare twatwaffle yesterday!"
Twatwaffle - what does it mean?
Twatwaffle-
1.) An annoying short person (hobbit)
2.) To be a wimp ( Don't be a twatwaffle Chris)
3.) Used to call someone a homosexual ( Nice skinny jeans twatwaffle)
4.) Used for someone being a douchebag ( Dude, stop making fun of him you're being a twatwaffle)
5.) Someone who ruins something for everyone ( Messing up someone's fun)
That woman i met was being such a twatwaffle i just didnt have the heart to tell her.....
Twatwaffle - meaning
adj. a term to describe a girl at work who appears to be sweet but often settles disputes via bitchy e-mails and beleives that she is superior to her coworkers
"Dude, did you see that e-mail Candy sent out yesterday about the timesheets?"
"Yeah, that girl is such a little twatwaffle."
Twatwaffle - definition
occurs when a woman wears tight jeans without underwear and the hard seams painfully mash themselves into her undercarriage, leaving an angry red waffle-like pattern.
When Jerri first heard of what getting a twatwaffle was, things just got real for her.
Twatwaffle - slang
Complete idiot. Dipshit, assrod. You get the idea.
Bush voters are such twatwaffles..
Twatwaffle
Another way of calling someone stupid, a bitch, and idiot, or annoying.
Matt Horanzy just punched me in the face, what a twatwaffle!
Twatwaffle
watwaffle (twat-wah-full):
n.1 An elitist; someone unaware of their own limitations and highly critical of others.
n.2 A general prick. See: douchebag, n00b.
v.1 To ban; to totally pwn.
"That Tom Cruise is such a twatwaffle."
or...
"I was twatwaffled by @Blue-Six....it hurt, a lot."
Twatwaffle
The idiot that gets on your last damn nerve. The person you know that suffers from excessive verbal diarrhea. The one you want to smack in the face with a pick-axe. The person who has done it all and done it better than you.
There is this twatwaffle in my anatomy class who won't shut up even though he is obviously an idiot and everyone fucking hates his sputtering face.