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What is hobbit?
Jarrod is such a Hobbit.
hobbit - meme gif
hobbit - video
Hobbit - what is it?
A small person with curly hair, giant feet. Mostly has a foot fetish and an all-time, neverending menstruation in men (aka Manstruation). Usually an entrepreneur and/or a jew. For all intents and purposes, a manlet.
This midget is such a hobbit!
What does "hobbit" mean?
An insult given to small people.
"Keyligh You're A Hobbit"
Hobbit - what does it mean?
The creature that is created when a hobo and a rabbit reproduce.
Is that a hobbit over there? No that's a hobo and a rabbit, but there making a hobbit.
Hobbit - meaning
an unknown person who stays in your home for extended periods of time and doesn't respond to hints that they should leave.
"dude the hobbit is sleeping in my bed and know I have to sleep on the coach," "damn the hobbit is back I thought it was finally over," "I think the hobbit came onto me and it is getting awkward."
Hobbit - definition
A race in J. R. R Tolkien's imaginary universe of Middle Earth. Hobbits are a peaceful race of midgets with hairy feet, and near-universal ineptitude. They are good at things that do not matter such as drinking, smoking pot, and fantasy songs, but are clueless about any form of combat (they dont even know how to ride horses!).
A: He's a fucking pussy!
B: No, worse... I'd say he's a hobbit.
Hobbit - slang
A penis especially when in a flaccid state.
You got that 'one ring' dangling from your little hobbit ?? !
Hobbit
Brittany is such a hobbit
Hobbit
Cute little race of people who exist in Tolkien's Lord of the Rings trilogy. Tiny in stature (adults standing three to four feet tall); rather plump in body; with big, hairy feet; pointy ears; long, curly hair on their heads; and infectuous enthusiasm for life and won't turn down a good party or open displays of affection. Their natural habitat is the Shire, although , some have moved elsewhere.
The Elves, pretty; Humans, also nice to look at... but the Hobbits! They're so cuuuuuute! I just want hug them! ...but I'm afraid that I'd strangle them.
Hobbit
Small, they would only seem as small children to your eyes. Average height being three foot six or so. Also, they have hairy feet, and a keen intrest in the brewing of Ale and pipeweed, the most famoust being Old Toby (the finest weed in the south farthing). Hobbits can also been known as halflings (because they are half the height of the average human) and Shirefolk (Since thats where alot of them live)
Zel: When i grow up, i wanna be a hobbit! And i will live in the shire in bagshot row under the party tree
Sam: Well, youre definately small enough...
zel: Hey!