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What is Manstruation?
This happens when a guy complains like a woman when she's having her period.
Grow some balls, clean the sand out of your vagina and don't manstruate in my house 'cause "Sewing with Nancy" was cancelled.
Manstruation - video
Manstruation - what is it?
(not to be confused under any circumstances with menstruating, therefore, it's spelled with an a after the m, and not an e): very offensive, for men to be incessantly quetching and complaining about this and that, and pentoute not behaving like a typical pragmatic rational male.
advice for men who hate their boss: stop manstruating about how you hate your boss and don't make enough money, read John Gray's Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, and then behave like a rational, pragmatic male by changing jobs.
What does "Manstruation" mean?
When a guy gets really hormonal and PMS-y. They get random mood swings. It comes more often than once a month.
John was very moody Saturday. He must have been manstruating.
Manstruation - what does it mean?
when men act like bitches all month long
Oh my God he must be manstruationing he's acting like a bitch!
Manstruation - meaning
When a male is going through a period of increased irritability and moodiness.
Geez, Jermaine, what's up with HB? He's been so pissy lately. He must be manstruating. Give him a manpon.
Manstruation - definition
When a man is having his “period.”
Glendolf is so emotional today. He must be manstruating. Manstruation is not his friend.
Manstruation - slang
Something that happens every other day, and is NOT the same as menstruation. It is when a man becomes irritable, experiences cramps and bleeds from his willy. As shops do not stock male sanitary products, the man often resorts to using tissues or bits of scrap cloth to absorb the bleeding. Unlike menstruation, manstruation happens every other day and only lasts around 10 hours.
"Woah Mike are you experiencing manstruation? Don't worry I've got some toilet paper in here somewhere."
Manstruation
A man's version of a period with involves random waves of unexplained anger that would appear to be for little to no reason.
"I think he was on his Manstruation cycle because he broke the remote for no reason".
Manstruation
(noun) man-stroo-ay-shun A period of time when a male bleeds from his anus due to excessive wiping. Due to the continuous need to wipe and resulting inability of the anus to heal, the bleeding usually persists for about a week. After a month or so, the male will forget the effects of over-wiping and assault his anus again to ensure cleanliness after a particularly wicked bowel movement which will initiate Manstruation again.
Due to the similar lengths of time/occurrence between this process and female menstruation, as well as the resultant mood swings and general "bitchiness" males display when bleeding from their ass that also accompany females bleeding from their vaginas, this is known as "Manstruation".
(verb) Manstruate
(continuous) Manstruating
"The running back's manstruation was affecting the effectiveness of his play because he was running like he just rode a horse for ten days straight, and felt like it too."
Manstruation
1. Term given for a phantom menstruation derived from the male gender in support of female menstruation, considered as a leap forward in gender parity in the workplace
1. Example: There is to be statutory DNA testing in the office due to traces of menstruation in the ladies lavatories. To conform with new workplace regulations men will also be required to provide their own "manstruation" samples