Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Hobbit?

A miniature Fag that has nothing better to do in life except hang out with his other gay friends and hunt for "jewelry" with a scary old guy with a beard.

Zach is such a fucking hobbit.

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Hobbit - video


Hobbit - what is it?

Hobbit a small fat pussy who follows people that make fun of him. Lives on top of a hill and loves poon jobs, can be found humping a car and filing law suits.

"Lad is a hobbit"
"i hear hobbits get pushed into chairs and start crying"

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What does "Hobbit" mean?

A non-marijuana-smoking person who supports pot smokers.

Eric: He hangs out with all the Ents and yet he doesn't smoke...

Bob: Yeah, his a Hobbit.

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Hobbit - what does it mean?

A short, human-like creature. Apperantley, they are the gods of geeks everywhere. One is particular, is named Frodo. A hobbit who goes on a gaytastic quest to destroy a finger ring given to him by his molesting unvle, Gandalf. The ring lets you lurn invisible, which should have been used to spy on some dark-age sluts. Back to hobbits. hobbits have really hairy feet, often ridiculed on magazines such as MAD and the now dead CRACKED!

Geek: "What the hell? Why is Frodo's best friend, who is a hobbit, licking Frodo's feet? Oh no, I got the porno insted of the actual movie! I think I'll just watch a little longer....."

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Hobbit - meaning

A young (usually immature) pot smoker who resides in the urban rain forests of British Columbia, Canada. Usually they reside in Vancouver. Typically they are anti establishment - anti anything really. They are normally unemployed and contribute nothing to the society in which they live except to spend time protesting to get more, more, more from the government. Spend more time lying around smoking pot. Typically they vote Green Party although not 100% sure why.

1.Hobbit dude, pass the joint.
2.Hobbit dude, get that job today? No dude, I slept in.
3.Dude, are you going to the 4:20 smoke-in? Sure, man. There'll be lots of other hobbits there.

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Hobbit - definition

An extremely short girl with blond hair also goes by Frodo. Cannot reach most things that are above 3 foot from the ground and often gets trampled on in town despite making silly noises as a warning that she's there.

Beth - That Rachael is such a Hobbit. we should call her Frodo

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Hobbit - slang

v. to shave off pubic hair in the shower, leaving it to stick to the feet of the next person in the shower.

Dude, my brother inl aw shaved his pubers in the shower and left them there. Now they are all over my feet.

You have just beeen hobbited.

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Hobbit

Another way of saying Hoe

Kayne West fioncee is a hobbit named Kim Kardashian

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Hobbit

a short lil' punk

That kid looks like a hobbit!

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Hobbit

A race that exists in the books of J.R.R Tolkien, namely the Lord of the Rings trilogy. They are short human-like creatures with hairy feet and curly hair; whether they have pointed (elf-like) ears or not is under debate. The reside mostly in the Shire, and are a cheerful folk than enjoy nothing more than a good and filling meal. The most famous would probably be Frodo Baggins, the Ring Bearer.

Gandalf: I think there's more to this hobbit than meets the eye.

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