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What is Frodo?
verb
The action of avoiding falling the water by leaping from one floating devise to another.
I bet you can't frodo from the dock onto the boat without falling into the lake.
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Frodo - what is it?
The first meaning of the word 'Frodo' is: a vertically challenged protagonist of the book/movie trilogy, Lord of the Rings.
Frodo's sexual orientation is not yet confirmed, but it is widely believed that he is gay, due to the fact that he is on a higher level of friendship with his gardener, Samwise Gamgee, and they tend to do a lot of, well, not very straight things together.
So, the second meaning of the word 'Frodo': a vertically challenged gay man.
The plot of Lord of the Rings mainly revolves around Frodo having to throw an evil ring into a volcano called Mount Doom. Due to the ring's evil, Frodo eventually starts chucking hissy fits at Samwise, thus undangering their romantic relationship.
Frodo's constant and random outbursts leads to the third meaning of the word 'Frodo': a vertically challenged man on steroids.
1) Frodo Baggins is such an awesome character!
2) Oh my god! Those two midget guys are getting it on! They're such Frodos...
3) If you keep using steroids, you will become a Frodo.
What does "Frodo" mean?
The protagonist Hobbit from J.R.R. Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings" saga who recovers the One Ring from Gollum and destroys the One Ring in the lava of the Crack of Doom.
Anyone who doesn't like "Lord of the Rings" is out of touch with humanity. Frodo is the one who saves Middle Earth from Sauronification. We need someone like Frodo in this real world of ours!
Frodo - what does it mean?
One of the major characters in J.R.R Tolkien's Lord of the Rings that doesn't deserve half the credit for the destruction of the ring. He does pretty much nothing but get rescued by Samwise Gamgee after being on verge of death.
If anything, it's Sam who should be the most recognized member of the Fellowship of the Ring. He's the one that kept Frodo alive in the journey, tried to convince Frodo that Gollum was actually evil, and carried Frodo up to Mt. Doom.
Frodo: *gets stabbed by Nazgul* AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Sam: OH NUHH MR FRODO!!!
Frodo: *gets poisoned by the huge spider thing and passes out*
Sam: (to the spider thing) OH NO YOU DONT TOUCH HIM
Frodo: *stares at the ring*
Sam: Destroy it Mr Frodo!!
Frodo: No. It's mine. MY PRECIOUS.
Gollum: *leaps on Frodo*
Frodo: *puts ring on and turns invisible*
Gollum: *bites Frodo's finger off*
Frodo: HOLY FUUUUUKKKKKK!!!!!
Gollum: *jumps up and down with the ring*
Frodo: *pushes Gollum into the volcano probably more for his lost finger than the destruction of the ring*
Gollum: *falls*
Meanwhile, at the gates of Mordor
Either Merry or Pippin or someone else I can't remember who: Frodo did it!!!! *no mention of Sam*
Frodo - meaning
Any short young caucasian male with brown curly hair.
"Yes, Frodo, thank you I will have fries with that."
"Honey, Frodo's here with the pizza."
Frodo - definition
The person you blame for anything that goes wrong in life.
*A brick drops on your foot.*
You: Goddamn it Frodo!
Frodo - slang
The act of literally going 'Frodo'. Usually this involves discussing things in terms of their relative level of 'preciousness' constantly and sitting on the roof stripped naked.
Going 'Frodo' is often the result of a particularly stressful life event such as lack of dope or an excess of it.
"Uh oh. He's gone Frodo again."
or...
"Stay away from him, he's liable to go shitting Frodo on you."
Frodo
The act of 'going Frodo'. Usually involves being in a state of paranoia which leads to bouts of anger, delusion and - occasionally - can involve states of nakedness and violence.
'Fuck, he's gone Frodo'
'He's a loose cannon - he went frodo last week and beat the shit outta me'
Frodo
1. When you are addicted to crack and never seem to let it go until it makes you crazy, idiotic and even a different person, no matter how nice you are.
2. Someone who wants to eagerly destroy their marriage, whether it'd be a man or a woman. They then might throw off their rings (a la, "Frodo it").
3. Someone who will sacrifice their life for anything, especially to stop evil stuff.
4. A girl who just twirls her fingers around her pussy when she masturbates, but never really fingers it. Her eyes will roll and she will make strange sounds.
This crack is making me go insane, why did it come to me? I wish it never come to me!
Jenny Frodo'd her husband.
A brave heroic soldier pulled a Frodo Baggins by killing Osama Bin Laden!
I just Frodo'd my pussy today and I had the most awesome orgasm.
Frodo
A silly little man with furry toes