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What is Gandalf?
The act of ejaculating into one's hand and flinging it into the air with a flick of the wrist; reminiscent of a magician casting a spell.
I gandalfed all over her new jacket so she had to go to the dry cleaners.
Gandalf - meme gif
Gandalf - video
Gandalf - what is it?
one who pwnzorz middle earth with a strong pimp slap
Gandalf watched as Frodo and Sam touched each other...
What does "Gandalf" mean?
1. Growing a long white beard, much like that of the Lord of the Rings character it was named for.
2. Hitting something with a big stick
3. In a sexual situation, pulling the old man switcheroo when the lights go out. You switch yourself with an old man and by the time your partner notices, you have slinked away into the night.
1. When I get old, I'm just gonna Gandalf that shit.
2. I Gandalf (ed) that dude's mailbox the other day.
3. We weren't really that compatible, so I just hit it and Gandalf (ed) that bitch.
Gandalf - what does it mean?
1. A wizard from J.R.R. Tolkien's magnificent legendarium.
2. A pipe (used for tobacco or marijuana, but usually marijuana) which is shaped like the pipe that Gandalf smokes out of in Peter Jackson's film adaptation of The Lord of the Rings.
This type of pipe has a normal, rounded bowl attached to a very long, thin stem.
When smoked, the bowl is held in front of the torso, somewhere between the nipples and the bellybutton, depending on the length of the stem. Longer stems are more desirable.
1. Gandalf is smoking some pipe-weed.
2. I am using a Gandalf to smoke some pipe-weed of my own.
Gandalf - meaning
My friend shouted "You shall not pass!" at me, so I gave him a Gandalf.
Gandalf - definition
In the first LOTR film Gandalf blows a smoke ship through a smoke ring. A Gandalf is someone who smokes so much weed that they have the same level of smoking
expertise as Gandalf himself.
Man1: "Stop hogging the splif Gandalf."
Man2: "Why don't you just fuck off and let me enjoy my bud Gandhi."
Gandalf - slang
The greatest wizard in the world (Middle-earth) he's so cute and adorable! Everybody should have a gandalf in their life! Someone they can talk to, someone who can always offer you advice, someone with magical powers to save u from all the baddies in the world, someone who you know will always give you a hug at the end of the day!
He's like the perfect grandad that everybody wants!
Gandalf rocks!
Gandalf
Gandalf is the Mac Daddy of Middle Earth!
Gandalf
To come back from the dead in a spectacular fashion, normally just in time to save someone's ass from getting kicked. Just like Gandalf in LOTR.
I was sure he was dead after the nuke went off, but he did a Gandalf and saved Bauer's ass.
Gandalf
Someone who is standing in the way, preventing you from passing through a narrow area.
OK Gandalf, let's get moving here buddy.