What is tuddle?

A sexual maneuver involving two human partners and a dog. While the couple is engaged in coitus, the dog licks the top partners anus.

Patrick received a Lucky tuddle last night, with a furious snouting from his girlfriends mutt.

tuddle - meme gif

when a weird, ugly boy asks for a cuddle.

"man wanted to tuddle me and I was like er no"

Good seeing the boys again. Had a few great tuddles.

Literally means "Cuddles"... Invented by Steph cos she didn't like the world cuddles. Word is now spreading as far as Luton..yipee...

Love you Stephy, Tuddles Babez!

Mark is the best at giving a Tuddle

“He tuddled me” said William as he ran away from Mickey Mouse

like sexting, but instead of describing sexually explicit exploits through text, you describe cuddling instead!

Boy: Now I'm going to wrap my arms around you and not let go!
Girl: I love being the little spoon and I love tuddling with you :

A verb describing a situation in which one epically fails a physical task at hand. Sometimes results in injury.

Jack totally tuddled out on the rail that he tried to grind,and he fell on his head.

to take ones time, a slow walk, a person who takes ones time is therefore a tuddler

I am going to take a tuddle down to the shops

to cuddle with more meaning

we tuddled last night