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What is torting?
a flourless cake
torting - meme gif
torting - video
Torting - what is it?
Short for "tortellini".
The judge was hungry and got some tort at the takeout window.
What does "torting" mean?
Short for tortellini. Created By Mrs Berrigan's class advisory of 2020-2021.
Ima Tort; Jimmy Tort, Billy Tort, Suzzy Tort; I love tort. TORT TORT TORT!
Torting - what does it mean?
A PURE crack head, Junkie. etc. this person loves nothing more then getting so fucked up that he can not even think.
Christian- Peter you Tort
Peter- Brrrr give me a BLASTTT
Christian- You fucking tort.
Torting - meaning
An individual who is highly Americanized and typically behaves in an uncultured way.
"No tort can take down a 2-6 of vodka and still come out alive."
"Abercrombie shorts, American Eagle shirt, and Hurley shoes...what a tort."
Torting - definition
A legal doctrine which holds that money rights all wrongs.
"I just read about a torts case where some dude got his hand cut off in a factory and got $800,000 for it."
Torting - slang
A slang term used by members of the baking community and pastry chefs to describe sexual intercourse of the vagina or anus whereby the size and girth of the male sex partner literally feels like the female is being split in half just like Torting, in baking terms, is the splitting of a single cake in half.
Jannette: How was your date last night with Melvin after you all finshed your kitchen shift?
Renee: I can barely walk today.
Jannette: Why?
Renee: He took me back to his place and we had wild animal sex. He was so engorged that when I let him walk down Mud Avenue I thought he was Torting me.
Jannette: Wow! I know the feeling.
Torting
Noun. From the French word for "wrong," it is an act or omission that, while (usually) not criminal, hurts someone else physically, financially, or otherwise, and allows the injured party to sue whoever did it. Tort suits can provide lots of money for lawyers.
After that idiot hit me with his car, my hospital bill was $100,000. I'm going to bring a tort suit against him.
Torting
Sex dressed as a kittie whilst engaging in the graceful act of enchilada frisbee.
Often involves saucers of milk.
A favourite foreplay pastime of furries.
Example: Dawn wanted to do some torting but Sidge was more interested in scratching furniture.
Torting
Torting is to hit the booty of a goat while screaming "I'M GONNA SWING FROM THE CHANDELIER" at the top of your lungs. Future tense: will tort, past tense: torted.
"Okay, stand up, you can sit down cause Im gonna start. Torting is hitting the booty of a goat while screaming Chandelier by Sia at the top of your lungs, kay?"