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What is Tort?
A slang term used by members of the baking community and pastry chefs to describe sexual intercourse of the vagina or anus whereby the size and girth of the male sex partner literally feels like the female is being split in half just like Torting, in baking terms, is the splitting of a single cake in half.
Jannette: How was your date last night with Melvin after you all finshed your kitchen shift?
Renee: I can barely walk today.
Jannette: Why?
Renee: He took me back to his place and we had wild animal sex. He was so engorged that when I let him walk down Mud Avenue I thought he was Torting me.
Jannette: Wow! I know the feeling.
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Tort - video
Tort - what is it?
Sex dressed as a kittie whilst engaging in the graceful act of enchilada frisbee.
Often involves saucers of milk.
A favourite foreplay pastime of furries.
Example: Dawn wanted to do some torting but Sidge was more interested in scratching furniture.
What does "Tort" mean?
A tort is a veggie and likes PEAS
That guy is such a tort
Look at that Tort over there
Tort - what does it mean?
A man who loves their country and is often found saluting to the national anthem or doing other such patriotic acts.
Wow, that Ian is such a tort!
Tort - meaning
Another way of calling someone fat. Tort is short for the spanish word "Torta" which is food.
Dang that girl is cute but too bad shes a tort
Tort - definition
A mean prostitute.
'That one's a total tort, she works a clip-joint!'
Tort - slang
Short for tortellini. Created By Mrs Berrigan's class advisory of 2020-2021.
Ima Tort; Jimmy Tort, Billy Tort, Suzzy Tort; I love tort. TORT TORT TORT!
Tort
A PURE crack head, Junkie. etc. this person loves nothing more then getting so fucked up that he can not even think.
Christian- Peter you Tort
Peter- Brrrr give me a BLASTTT
Christian- You fucking tort.
Tort
An individual who is highly Americanized and typically behaves in an uncultured way.
"No tort can take down a 2-6 of vodka and still come out alive."
"Abercrombie shorts, American Eagle shirt, and Hurley shoes...what a tort."
Tort
Noun. From the French word for "wrong," it is an act or omission that, while (usually) not criminal, hurts someone else physically, financially, or otherwise, and allows the injured party to sue whoever did it. Tort suits can provide lots of money for lawyers.
After that idiot hit me with his car, my hospital bill was $100,000. I'm going to bring a tort suit against him.