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What is tort?
A slang term used by members of the baking community and pastry chefs to describe sexual intercourse of the vagina or anus whereby the size and girth of the male sex partner literally feels like the female is being split in half just like Torting, in baking terms, is the splitting of a single cake in half.
Jannette: How was your date last night with Melvin after you all finshed your kitchen shift?
Renee: I can barely walk today.
Jannette: Why?
Renee: He took me back to his place and we had wild animal sex. He was so engorged that when I let him walk down Mud Avenue I thought he was Torting me.
Jannette: Wow! I know the feeling.
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Tort - what is it?
Noun. From the French word for "wrong," it is an act or omission that, while (usually) not criminal, hurts someone else physically, financially, or otherwise, and allows the injured party to sue whoever did it. Tort suits can provide lots of money for lawyers.
After that idiot hit me with his car, my hospital bill was $100,000. I'm going to bring a tort suit against him.
What does "tort" mean?
Sex dressed as a kittie whilst engaging in the graceful act of enchilada frisbee.
Often involves saucers of milk.
A favourite foreplay pastime of furries.
Example: Dawn wanted to do some torting but Sidge was more interested in scratching furniture.
Tort - what does it mean?
To take one's money
Man, aberflaben tort!
Tort - meaning
Trick or Treating; A way to shorten it so you don't have to spell it all out because you're lazy. ;o
LemonSonic: Sweet! Hey dude, You wanna go torting with me and my friends?
Shoeboxmoments x: Naah... That's for babies... :\
LemonSonic: Then come with us. ;
Tort - definition
(Noun). A child's fart, usually associated with a tonkle. Torting and tonkling combine to form a torkle.
Uh oh, I think little Justin just torted!
Tort - slang
1. moving or proceeding with little or less than usual speed or velocity.
2. taking or requiring a comparatively long time for completion.
3. a person who is stupid, lazy, or ineffective in some way
noun- tort
verb- torting
adjective- torted
you could describe someone as torting or call someone tort.
example 1: come on jay pass it, your tortin on that shit.
example 2: lets go tort, your always one step behind.
Tort
a person who is a lil silly and likes to eat concrete and little itty bitty pebbles.
what the honk, that person over there is eating little pebbles? yea that must be tort, what a silly billy
Tort
the iphone correction to "tits".
"that girl has amazing torts"
Tort
Short for "tortellini".
The judge was hungry and got some tort at the takeout window.