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What is toilet-paper?
A precious commodity rumored to have healing abilities, especially for the flue. Toilet paper is a rarity that few would ever see.
Person 1: "Coronavirus is spreading! What do we do?"
Person 2: "Quick! We need to go to Woolies and buy some toilet paper!"
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Toilet-paper - what is it?
Toilet paper is a thin paper substance that people use to wipe their booty
In these times of pandemic all people especially hoarders and karens will buy way to much
Toilet paper is even more sacred then hand sanitizer
Some believe that toilet paper will stop COVID-19 but no they are wrong
Ugh there’s Karen again with 500 rolls of toilet paper
I will wipe my booty with this toilet paper
What does "toilet-paper" mean?
A material most often used to wipe one's anus clean of fecal matter, generally after one uses a restroom. Can be used for other purposes as well, almost all of which involve a liquid mess that needs to be removed through absorption. A common misconception is that toilet paper is sold on cardboard rolls. The material most people are thinking of in this case is in fact just smaller paper towels. Despite having identical functions to toilet paper, there is a clear distinction: Small paper towels are sold on rolls, toilet paper is sold in four volumes, each with the appearance of a regular book. And on each page of toilet paper can be found many words that were written by Stephanie Meyer.
The words are ignored by most and toilet paper is used for its intended purpose. Some have attempted to read them, though doing so is strongly advised against; no contributions to literature in any form are present. A group of the people who have read the words have developed an obsession with not only reading toilet paper, but with it's empty shells which they believe are characters. They can be witnessed arguing over which of these would make a more desirable boyfriend in real life, and for the other empty shells featured in toilet paper.
The people who do this are best dealt with through tolerance. They probably won't go away for a while. Just keep using it to wipe your ass, because it's much better for that than for reading.
Jimmy: Mom, can you hand me some toilet paper through the door? We ran out.
Mom: Sure Jimmy, will New Moon work?
Jimmy: I don't think that's enough, I'm probably gonna use up a whole Breaking Dawn after that crap.
Toilet-paper - what does it mean?
A very rare product that can only be found with in 1-5 minutes of a store opening it is often guarded by the savage kanen
Omg I got toilet paper for $100 what a deal
Toilet-paper - meaning
Primarily used to wipe someone's immediate sphincter area. Nowadays used to wipe various unwanted liquid or viscid substances.
Also, like all varieties of paper, one can write stories on.
1. Use the toiletpaper this time son. You smell bad.
2. Oh my God, I've run out of paper and I will lose my train of thought. I better use some toiletpaper.
Toilet-paper - definition
The most wanted thing during Coronavirus disease
Where can I buy Toilet Paper? Nowhere, there is no one
Toilet-paper - slang
The extinct tissue that early civilizations used to cleanse their rectums after defacation.
"Toilet Paper has been nowhere to be seen since the coronavirus raid of 2020."
Toilet-paper
The cure for corona virus
dumb middle age woman : “Hey fuck off that’s my toilet paper”
another dumb middle age
woman : “ you have a trolley full you dog”
*fight over toilet paper begins*
Toilet-paper
Mom, if you read this, can you please bring me some?
I don't have no toilet paper.
Toilet-paper
A sacred piece of worship material that loves ur bum and which people think will give u corona immunity (that's why they're selling out btw.)
Toilet paper is a sacred paper. Which is a ritual that is commonly performed, as we use it to clean?