Definder - what does the word mean?

What is immediate?

To kill yourself in a swift manner in order to prevent you from annoying anyone else

n00b:Hay their budy!

Extremely l33t guy:Learn how to spell,then kill yourself immediately!

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Immediate - what is it?

Immediate Likeage (n): When a friend posts a status update, photo, relationship status, etc, and you like it within an embarrassingly short amount of time, marking yourself permanently as some sort of Facebook stalker.

Facebook Newsfeed:

Gina Ferguson and Nicholas Sullivan are in a relationship.

(47 seconds later) Mallory Peterson likes this.

Gina: Good lord. Cool it with the immediate likeage.

Mallory: Sorry, my Facebook stalking threshold is high today.

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What does "immediate" mean?

It's when you think you could do something, then immediately realise how much you lack confidence to do it

"I thought I could do it man, but then, I was stuck with immediate fear"

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Immediate - what does it mean?

Basically it means, you do this shit right now or you suffer the punitive consequences!

Also, do wtf I said and do it right now.

The following expectations are non-negotiable. Effective immediately. Please advise.

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Immediate - meaning

When you don't expect something and you quickly do the opposite to what you were doing within a second

Immediate reaction is when you put your hand in boiling water and your put your hand out within a second

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Immediate - definition

Noun.

The act of being kicked out of an establishment right away, usually for lines you crossed the previous visit but cannot recall.

Murdoch was an immediate ejection from the Prince George Hotel.

They just recognized him right away and tossed his ass - he didn't even know what for!

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Immediate - slang

The term used to include brothers, sisters, mothers, fathers, spouses, children, and Belle.

"My immediate family is coming to town."

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Immediate

Something mrs Bradford says....

Immediately pull out your daily reading records.

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Immediate

when a third party exploits ,two other parties in conflict and takes advantage of the situation

while bill and bob fought on facebook, the immediation of the trolls was hillarious

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Immediate

(v.) to come to or declare a position or standpoint instantly or spontaneously; to rush to; to jump to a conclusion

He immediated the conclusion that Obama is a communist because he past the Affordable Health Care Act, a somewhat socialist based bill.

Don't immediate conclusions. When you do that most of the time, you don't have enough evidence for which to found it on.

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