What is toblerone?

A cum, diarrhea, and solid stool filled condom that is tied off at the end. Often used a Christmas present. Keeps well frozen. Can be used as a dildo.

Slang for taking a huge dump: Splitting a toblerone

I was slammin Mother Maggie with a frozen toblerone.

Mother Maggie split a toblerone so huge, Shabombu Rimjob Honeycomb Heaton couldn't take the whole thing up the gary, so instead she let a Jamaican Raspberry after she took a choft.

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Toblerone - what is it?

To finger someone using three fingers in the shape of a triangle or toblerone.

Jake: "what did you do in the closet?"

Bob: "I toblerone'd her"

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What does "toblerone" mean?

The triangular space formed between the top of the thighs and genitalia on some women (shaped much like the famous chocolate treat of the same name).

"Did you see the toblerone on that woman? She has a totally hot bod!"

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Toblerone - what does it mean?

A consequence of being triple analed, the arse hole of the recipient gapes in a triangular shape looking like someone has beaten a toblerone up there with a hammer.

Me and my mates tobleroned your mum

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Toblerone - meaning

Tits that look like two chunky triangles

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Toblerones... why the triangle bra was invented

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Toblerone - definition

The sharp, stinging ache that occurs in the penis after either a long, furious wank, or a series of many short quick wanks.
Feels as though the penis is changing shape- hence the term 'Toblerone'